What is this type of jargon called?

[Anonymous]

OP, this website is douchey but you're also a douche for clearly posting your frenemy's jobby website so we could all laugh at her. Which, again, I will do but you don't seem great either.

[Anonymous]

I blame Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't beleive any of the garbage I read on sites like that. Someone is paid to write it. That's all. Actually it's probably AI generated these days.

Agree.

Someone told AI to use a style of:

- pretentious
- arrogant
- haute.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I blame Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markel.

Didn’t Paltrow “ consciously uncouple” from her former husband?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, this website is douchey but you're also a douche for clearly posting your frenemy's jobby website so we could all laugh at her. Which, again, I will do but you don't seem great either.

If this person were just a friend, I could bow out. I cannot cut ties with them. People have been good about helping me understand why I hate the platform so intensely, which really helps temper my frustration with the platform, but I still need to be able to say something nice about it. I will be asked.

[Anonymous]

You should curate the connection with intention and care.

[Anonymous]

It's Elaine writing for J Peterman

[Anonymous]

Out here in the Midwest we call a person who talks like that an “a$$hole.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Out here in the Midwest we call a person who talks like that an “a$$hole.”

lol

[Anonymous]

I don’t know about the jargon, but the writing is overwrought.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not clicking on the link. Give us some examples.

Sorry. I should have thought of that.

“Beading Bars
We believe in a distinct kind of luxury—one rooted in intentionality, craftsmanship, and the enduring value of design that transcends fleeting trends.

Ephemeral, participatory encounters where guests are invited to craft bespoke necklaces, bracelets, brooches, or charms. Beyond our curated collections, Don’t Let Disco cultivates a space for shared creativity through our signature Beading Bars. These moments offer a tactile connection to the materials and the meditative process of making, where adornment becomes both personal ritual and communal expression.”

But the jewelry is hideous.

That sounds like Megan markle

[Anonymous]

Can someone summarize

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not clicking on the link. Give us some examples.

Sorry. I should have thought of that.

“Beading Bars
We believe in a distinct kind of luxury—one rooted in intentionality, craftsmanship, and the enduring value of design that transcends fleeting trends.

Ephemeral, participatory encounters where guests are invited to craft bespoke necklaces, bracelets, brooches, or charms. Beyond our curated collections, Don’t Let Disco cultivates a space for shared creativity through our signature Beading Bars. These moments offer a tactile connection to the materials and the meditative process of making, where adornment becomes both personal ritual and communal expression.”

But the jewelry is hideous.

That sounds like Megan markle

Absolutely. Just so cringy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I blame Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markel.

Didn’t Paltrow “ consciously uncouple” from her former husband?

To be fair, that was a book (that she did not write) before she told people about it...

[Anonymous]

So many websites sound like this. It started with “curated” and snowballed.

It’s for small businesses that are trying to be high end.

I’m a snob and even I find it pretentious and artificial.