You need to use more toilet paper

[Anonymous]

Before COVID I worked in an office building with a set of restrooms (4 or 5 stalls). At least once daily I would go to use the ladies restroom and poop was smeared at the back center of the seat. Every time. Sometimes it would be on one or more toilets. Never in my life have I seen that and I still do not understand how it could happen so regularly.

[Anonymous]

I'm trying to use less toilet paper! I have a toto toilet and bidet. Had it installed about 10 years ago and love it.

However, when I am at a toilet, that does not have a bidet, I use the wipe fold wipe method as frequently as possible. There are times when I need to use more toilet paper than I like, but I really aim to use the least possible.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Evolved people use bidets. We have one in every bathroom.

Does everyone in your family dry their asses with the same towel? When you have guests over do you tell them, "This is the ass drying towel in case you need to use the bidet?"

Is the ass drying towel the same as the one people use to dry hands after washing them?

But days have air dryers. But if you really wanna try your butt, you can use one or two squares of toilet paper to dab the wet off.

Are you usually this contrarian?

[Anonymous]

This guy agrees:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Evolved people use bidets. We have one in every bathroom.

Does everyone in your family dry their asses with the same towel? When you have guests over do you tell them, "This is the ass drying towel in case you need to use the bidet?"

Is the ass drying towel the same as the one people use to dry hands after washing them?

But days have air dryers. But if you really wanna try your butt, you can use one or two squares of toilet paper to dab the wet off.

Are you usually this contrarian?

I am not contrarian. These were legitimate questions which I did not know the answer. I appreciate you explaining.

Are you always this rude and suspicious when someone asks for knowledge?

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

How much doo-doo you do depends on the size of your butthole and the amount of food consumed.

I think this came from Martha Stewart but bears repeating: if you eat a lot of food you will use more toilet paper.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How much doo-doo you do depends on the size of your butthole and the amount of food consumed.

I think this came from Martha Stewart but bears repeating: if you eat a lot of food you will use more toilet paper.

Ideally, you would eat nothing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I use three squares for pee and four for poop. I'm always surprised to hear about people's underwear having poop streaks. Didn't everyone learn "wipe, fold, wipe and check!"? If there's poop when you check, then you get another bunch of TP and start again.

"If there's poop when you check, then you get another bunch of TP and start again."

Ok what do you do if you're 7 wipes in still getting do?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I use three squares for pee and four for poop. I'm always surprised to hear about people's underwear having poop streaks. Didn't everyone learn "wipe, fold, wipe and check!"? If there's poop when you check, then you get another bunch of TP and start again.

"If there's poop when you check, then you get another bunch of TP and start again."

Ok what do you do if you're 7 wipes in still getting do?

Keep wiping! You do not just give up. Try citronella wipes but put them in the trash. You can also use a little water or rubbing alcohol on toilet paper. There is no justification for dirty bums in order to save toilet paper.

[Anonymous]

We also have Toto Washlets in every bathroom. When I travel I bring my own personal Toto travel bidet.

[Anonymous]

and yes the Toto Washlets have heated seats, adjustable water pressure, flow, direction, oscillation or pulse control, and water temperature control, plus a blow dry feature.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Evolved people use bidets. We have one in every bathroom.

Non in the living room or front porch for runners who need to use the bathroom and have to wash after? Heathens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do with that advice what you will.

But use more toilet paper. More is always better than less.

I’m always surprised when people say they only use one or two squares. Wrap the tp around your hand. Clump it up. Something! But more than one or two squares!

I use way too much. Often clog the toilet just w paper.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My septic tank says no, more is not always better at all.

Ick. So gross. Do you live in a barn or something?