You need to use more toilet paper

[Anonymous]

Yes one or two squares is not efficient in my opinion but I don’t necessarily believe that people should go to town w/it either!

[Anonymous]

“I don’t have a square to spare!”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why did you post this OP? Why? What promoted this post?

Canadian lumber industry booster.

No.

Probably created by a stupid MAGA who hates the environment.

[Anonymous]

Op here. It is something that disturbs me ever since that viral TikTok a year or so ago.

Today I realized that I need to re-spread the message.

I didn’t mean to use the word spread above but it is what it is I suppose … go forth gentle reader!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do with that advice what you will.

But use more toilet paper. More is always better than less.

I’m always surprised when people say they only use one or two squares. Wrap the tp around your hand. Clump it up. Something! But more than one or two squares!

Not today Mr. Big Toilet Paper! Not today!

Now we will cut up a single square into smaller squares and use only a fraction of a square, then wash it and reuse it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Some of us have a diet than allows for much cleaner bowel movements. And I have a bidet attachment at home anyway

TMI!
But yes, a very high fat diet certainly means hardly any TP necessary.

[Anonymous]

If you buy Charmin, you don't need to use as much.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you buy Charmin, you don't need to use as much.

Sure sure Charmin Ad Exec.
Paper towels work even better than Charmin, thicker picker upper.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why did you post this OP? Why? What promoted this post?

Canadian lumber industry booster.

No.

Probably created by a stupid MAGA who hates the environment.

Isn't there something we can do about all the MAGA in this area? Almost a dozen people didn't vote for the Democrat candidate in the last election. At this rate, the county will be purple in a hundred years.

[Anonymous]

Bidet. Just use a bidet.

[Anonymous]

Wiping with Charmin is like wiping with dryer lint. Just makes linty poo balls.

OP Please post the viral TikTok I apparently missed.

I am assuming you saw something today through someone's clothes. I had a guy walk past me on the escalator and his pants were below his underwear line and he had a clear, wide, multiple streak shart/lack of wipe/whatever. It's my go-to thought when I need to vomit to settle a queasy stomach when seasick.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why did you post this OP? Why? What promoted this post?

Canadian lumber industry booster.

No.

Probably created by a stupid MAGA who hates the environment.

Isn't there something we can do about all the MAGA in this area? Almost a dozen people didn't vote for the Democrat candidate in the last election. At this rate, the county will be purple in a hundred years.

+1000

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you buy Charmin, you don't need to use as much.

My plumber says Scotts only.

[Anonymous]

Evolved people use bidets. We have one in every bathroom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Evolved people use bidets. We have one in every bathroom.

Does everyone in your family dry their asses with the same towel? When you have guests over do you tell them, "This is the ass drying towel in case you need to use the bidet?"

Is the ass drying towel the same as the one people use to dry hands after washing them?