You need to use more toilet paper

Anonymous
Do with that advice what you will.

But use more toilet paper. More is always better than less.

I’m always surprised when people say they only use one or two squares. Wrap the tp around your hand. Clump it up. Something! But more than one or two squares!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Do with that advice what you will.

But use more toilet paper. More is always better than less.

I’m always surprised when people say they only use one or two squares. Wrap the tp around your hand. Clump it up. Something! But more than one or two squares!


Get a bidet.
Anonymous
Awww did someone come to work with shit stains this morning?

Thanks, but most of us learned how to wipe decades ago.
Anonymous
Some of us have a diet than allows for much cleaner bowel movements. And I have a bidet attachment at home anyway
Anonymous
OP, thanks! So inspiring!
Anonymous
I'm sure you're correct, OP, but how on earth do you know enough about what people are doing with toilet paper to comment on it?
Anonymous
My septic tank says no, more is not always better at all.
Anonymous
I use three squares for pee and four for poop. I'm always surprised to hear about people's underwear having poop streaks. Didn't everyone learn "wipe, fold, wipe and check!"? If there's poop when you check, then you get another bunch of TP and start again.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Do with that advice what you will.

But use more toilet paper. More is always better than less.

I’m always surprised when people say they only use one or two squares. Wrap the tp around your hand. Clump it up. Something! But more than one or two squares!


This is what your casual conversations with people are about?

Weirdo.
Anonymous
Why did you post this OP? Why? What promoted this post?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Why did you post this OP? Why? What promoted this post?


son has shit stains all over underwear
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Why did you post this OP? Why? What promoted this post?


son has shit stains all over underwear


Or husband
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My septic tank says no, more is not always better at all.


My four year old has been taking lessons from OP
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Why did you post this OP? Why? What promoted this post?


Canadian lumber industry booster.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Why did you post this OP? Why? What promoted this post?


son has shit stains all over underwear


Oh my. Age of son?! Did you explain the concept of keep wiping until it's clean?!
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