Do you keep a baseball bat by your bed?

Anonymous
Who wants to bring a bat to a gun/knife fight?

Nobody.
Anonymous
What are you going to be playing baseball with the intruder?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Who wants to bring a bat to a gun/knife fight?

Nobody.


This.


Gun, or nothing. It’s beyond absurd to even contemplate anything else.

Baseball bats? Golf clubs? Ninja throwing stars? Batons? Bug spray? Y’all are out of your damn minds.


The only people with any sense here are the ones with guns.
Anonymous
Not since we moved out of the DC area.
Anonymous
I keep a bat in the bedroom. It's manufactured by O.F. Mossberg & Sons.
Anonymous
Baseball bats? Golf clubs? Ninja throwing stars? Batons? Bug spray? Y’all are out of your damn minds.
And don’t forget the pointed sticks!
Anonymous
I sleep with a hand grenade under my pillow. Pull the pin, throw and duck - pretty easy.
Anonymous
I have a samurai sword by the bed and a chainsaw gassed up and ready to go by the bathroom. I also keep ill tempered sea bass in my pool.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Baseball bats? Golf clubs? Ninja throwing stars? Batons? Bug spray? Y’all are out of your damn minds.
And don’t forget the pointed sticks!


And a banana
Anonymous
Yep, one under our bed, and another in the laundry room (which is right off the kitchen/near the garage and back doors). We live tucked away where it’s unlikely we’d have a break in, but if we did, there aren’t neighbors close enough to witness something is off. My dad kept one under his bed when I was a kid, too.
Anonymous
+1 for gun in safe by bed

I don’t enjoy shooting a firearm but I am a decent shot.

You would be surprised how many homes have guns in them. No one but my husband knows about ours. We live in a very affluent Arlington neighborhood.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I have a samurai sword by the bed and a chainsaw gassed up and ready to go by the bathroom. I also keep ill tempered sea bass in my pool.


Moi, aussi
+ a machete, just in case

Should I get some ninja stars, too?
Anonymous
I have kept a baseball bat by my bed, but don't anymore. It's not a terrible idea, but it does occur to me that there are two types of people who might break into my house at night while I sleep...

Burglar 1: stealthy and looking to steal things. Good luck, I haven't gotten anything to steal and the dog sleeps downstairs. Have fun. They're not going to come into my bedroom and wake me up, and if they did, they're not looking to get in a fight, they're going to flee before I can get a good swing in. They want my stuff, not me.

Burglar 2: trying to kidnap me, my wife and children (for reasons unclear) or commit a terrible and random murder. Bat not going to stop them.
Anonymous
Never have, ever will: I wouldn't live in a place that I wasn't safe
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Never have, ever will: I wouldn't live in a place that I wasn't safe


Lots of random murders occur in "safe" places. The entire town of Moscow, Idaho hadn't had a single murder in 8 years prior to the college murders. Countless Moscow residents interviewed stated that no one in town even locks their doors.
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