Who did this? Keying a Telsa in MoCo

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:I mean, yes, keying a car is crap behavior.

But also... it happens? Why does it even matter that it's a Tesla? Could be kids being jerks, or maybe the owner of that car is a jerk and someone is big mad at her. Assuming it's political is a leap for me. Insurance will pay for some body work.

Agreed, people are jerks.

That said, while I would never damage someone’s property, I’ll reserve my sympathy until I know what year the car is. If you are STILL buying Tesla products, you had to know it was kind of a risk.

Women who wear short skirts know the risk of getting sexually assaulted: no one's fault but their own.

Yep, MAGA

Hahahahaha!

Imagine being so stupid that you think you’ll be able to convince people it’s Trump supporters keying Teslas.

I can’t even….

[Anonymous]

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A lot of you are missing that this is the DC region, most people are Democrats, and most Tesla owners are therefore Democrats.

I would not assume that keying a Tesla in this area is political. It's probably for another reason.

It's just rich car owners wanting police to take action when they have voted for pro crime measures over the last decade.

Yep, pretty much.


That’s the hilarious thing about this - it’s liberals vandalizing the property of other liberals!


I don’t even know which side to root for!

[Anonymous]

Have to say I did not have crazy liberals keying each other's EVs on my Trump Derangement Syndrome Bingo Card.

[Anonymous]

I don't think this has anything with DOGE killing hundreds in Texas including little, tiny girls, it's just a Karen in the wild.

[Anonymous]

APB! Someone keyed a car!

This is insane. Defund the police.

[Anonymous]

Have they caught this fat white lib turd yet?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Have to say I did not have crazy liberals keying each other's EVs on my Trump Derangement Syndrome Bingo Card.

I called this as soon as he bought Twitter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:APB! Someone keyed a car!

This is insane. Defund the police.

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