I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life

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Anonymous wrote:But... he's so gross and ugly. What do people see in him?

Omg we just told you. Total does not GAF energy. Funny and witty. He does look unwashed, but tattoos don’t bother me at all and his face isn’t that bad.

WE CAN FIX HIM.

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Anonymous wrote:Hi, OP. I too am a "I can fix him" head @ss.

But we soooo could fix him!!!

PP here. Does Tom Hardy need fixing? I'll take that on.

Ooh are we doing F boys who need fixing? I'll take an assignment please.

Shia LeBeouf?

I'm kind of out of the loop as far as who has been a mess the past few years. I'm working from outdated info.

Okay, I was hoping for Bieber, but I’ll take the challenge.

I mean, if you really want to try expert mode, there’s always Kanye

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This is the content I'm here for. 10/10, no notes.

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You sound unwell.

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Anonymous wrote:Ew. Gross. How can anyone find it attractive?!?!?

This

I can’t believe I clicked this

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Accountability. If they fail, hold them back

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Anonymous wrote:Hi, OP. I too am a "I can fix him" head @ss.

But we soooo could fix him!!!

PP here. Does Tom Hardy need fixing? I'll take that on.

Ooh are we doing F boys who need fixing? I'll take an assignment please.

Shia LeBeouf?

I'm kind of out of the loop as far as who has been a mess the past few years. I'm working from outdated info.

Okay, I was hoping for Bieber, but I’ll take the challenge.

I feel like Bieber is somewhat stable? He’s still married, right? I think Bieber proves my theory that the right woman can help these guys find some stability.

We can fix them!

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Robert Downey Jr. has been able to keep his life together (as far as the public knows?). Is that because he has a wife that helped "fix" him?

Maybe.

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For the life of me, I will never understand how anyone finds him attractive. Physically, he looks like he's strung out but has never seen the sun.

Personality... not funny.

Sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.

And has BPD.

If you're drawn to him, sounds like you have a lot of issues and you could both trauma bond maybe.

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I disagree with those who say they could “fix” him. Speaking from experience, I think its disastrous to go into a relationship trying to fix a man. There’s some saying — People show you who they are, believe them — something like that. I wasted a lot of time with an alcoholic deadbeat who was also very good looking and smart, with tons of potential.

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Anonymous wrote:If it helps you, he’s gotten a bunch of his tattoos removed recently.

He’s still a downgrade from DH

BUT I CAN FIX HIM!!!

I feel the same way. But I'm a lesbian so I don't even find him attractive. He just seems like a nice boy who needs someone to fix him. And I too have that urge.

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Anonymous wrote:I disagree with those who say they could “fix” him. Speaking from experience, I think its disastrous to go into a relationship trying to fix a man. There’s some saying — People show you who they are, believe them — something like that. I wasted a lot of time with an alcoholic deadbeat who was also very good looking and smart, with tons of potential.

It’s a joke thread. JFC we don’t need you trauma dumping when we’re just screwing around.

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Anonymous wrote:This is the content I'm here for. 10/10, no notes.

Thank you thank you thank you

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Anonymous wrote:For the life of me, I will never understand how anyone finds him attractive. Physically, he looks like he's strung out but has never seen the sun.

Personality... not funny.

Sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.

And has BPD.

If you're drawn to him, sounds like you have a lot of issues and you could both trauma bond maybe.

You guys we are NOT going to make it through the second Trump administration if we can’t even have a fun thread about fixing Tom Hardy (DIBS) and Pete Davidson and potentially Shia LeBouf? I saw a Netflix movie with him recently and he also gave me “I CAN FIX HIM” feelings.

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Since Tom Hardy was stolen from me, I’ll gladly take one for the team and take on Theo James or Paul Mescal. I haven’t heard that they have any issues but I’m sure I can uncover something.