I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hi, OP. I too am a "I can fix him" head @ss.

But we soooo could fix him!!!

PP here. Does Tom Hardy need fixing? I'll take that on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hi, OP. I too am a "I can fix him" head @ss.

But we soooo could fix him!!!

PP here. Does Tom Hardy need fixing? I'll take that on.

Ooh are we doing F boys who need fixing? I'll take an assignment please.

[Anonymous]

I saw him do standup once. He is a hot mess.

I feel for him with losing his dad so tragically but he has to want to be fixed, or nothing else will work.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Haha OP I very much appreciated your post. He just needs a calm boring normal person who is well-adjusted. You describe me as well (lol at "not in the best shape"). That instinct to just want to fix him!

I wonder if he grew up with drama. I did and it took a lot to get used to quiet, normal, and kind people when you are accustomed to screaming, door slamming, and rages.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hi, OP. I too am a "I can fix him" head @ss.

But we soooo could fix him!!!

PP here. Does Tom Hardy need fixing? I'll take that on.

Ooh are we doing F boys who need fixing? I'll take an assignment please.

Shia LeBeouf?

I'm kind of out of the loop as far as who has been a mess the past few years. I'm working from outdated info.

[Anonymous]

I believe he’s been diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. That’s not really fixable and is painful to be in a relationship with.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I may be 40 years old, married, and not in the best shape, but I think I could really be good for Pete Davidson. I’ve been through a lot of therapy and I think I could introduce some stability into his life.

The man is in rehab again after some breakup with some sexy lady who did NOT introduce stability into his life.

Things would be different for Pete and I. I would make him healthy meals, discourage drinking and drug use, and make him go to regular couples therapy. We would take a lot of long walks in nature for our dates. I think I could clean up nicely for red carpet events. I don’t like tattoos at all but I’m willing to settle. My husband might be peeved but it’s 2024 and we’re liberal and he needs to get with the program.

This post is written tongue in cheek, I am not one of this board’s resident lunatics. I’m not even a fan. I just feel bad for the guy and how he seems so resistant to getting well.

He is physically repulsive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I may be 40 years old, married, and not in the best shape, but I think I could really be good for Pete Davidson. I’ve been through a lot of therapy and I think I could introduce some stability into his life.

The man is in rehab again after some breakup with some sexy lady who did NOT introduce stability into his life.

Things would be different for Pete and I. I would make him healthy meals, discourage drinking and drug use, and make him go to regular couples therapy. We would take a lot of long walks in nature for our dates. I think I could clean up nicely for red carpet events. I don’t like tattoos at all but I’m willing to settle. My husband might be peeved but it’s 2024 and we’re liberal and he needs to get with the program.

This post is written tongue in cheek, I am not one of this board’s resident lunatics. I’m not even a fan. I just feel bad for the guy and how he seems so resistant to getting well.

He is physically repulsive.

Not to hot ladies.

[Anonymous]

"make him go to regular couples therapy"

There's nothing sexier and more romantic than that, I tell ya.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I may be 40 years old, married, and not in the best shape, but I think I could really be good for Pete Davidson. I’ve been through a lot of therapy and I think I could introduce some stability into his life.

The man is in rehab again after some breakup with some sexy lady who did NOT introduce stability into his life.

Things would be different for Pete and I. I would make him healthy meals, discourage drinking and drug use, and make him go to regular couples therapy. We would take a lot of long walks in nature for our dates. I think I could clean up nicely for red carpet events. I don’t like tattoos at all but I’m willing to settle. My husband might be peeved but it’s 2024 and we’re liberal and he needs to get with the program.

This post is written tongue in cheek, I am not one of this board’s resident lunatics. I’m not even a fan. I just feel bad for the guy and how he seems so resistant to getting well.

He is physically repulsive.

Not to hot ladies.

He's ugly-hot and has a great sense of humor + BDE. That's hotter than any straight-laced boring Chad that's idealized here.

[Anonymous]

But... he's so gross and ugly. What do people see in him?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hi, OP. I too am a "I can fix him" head @ss.

But we soooo could fix him!!!

PP here. Does Tom Hardy need fixing? I'll take that on.

This is OP. Ok, I will fall on my sword and take Tom Hardy, you can have Pete Davidson.

It's my thread and I think it's only fair I make the calls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:But... he's so gross and ugly. What do people see in him?

WE CAN FIX HIM! Do you not understand that there is nothing more exciting to some women than fixing a man?!?!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I see OP's point. Imagine if he were dating Kate Beckensale - that'd be a disaster. They're each too chaotic for each other. OP makes sense. I approve this coupling.

+1 Thanks, OP, for taking on this responsibility on behalf of this forum's community

You're welcome and I'm glad SOMEONE FINALLY appreciates and understands me.

But I'm going for Tom Hardy now. But he also needs me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hi, OP. I too am a "I can fix him" head @ss.

But we soooo could fix him!!!

PP here. Does Tom Hardy need fixing? I'll take that on.

Ooh are we doing F boys who need fixing? I'll take an assignment please.

Shia LeBeouf?

I'm kind of out of the loop as far as who has been a mess the past few years. I'm working from outdated info.

Okay, I was hoping for Bieber, but I’ll take the challenge.