I would like to date Pete Davidson and introduce some stability into his life

[Anonymous]

I may be 40 years old, married, and not in the best shape, but I think I could really be good for Pete Davidson. I’ve been through a lot of therapy and I think I could introduce some stability into his life.

The man is in rehab again after some breakup with some sexy lady who did NOT introduce stability into his life.

Things would be different for Pete and I. I would make him healthy meals, discourage drinking and drug use, and make him go to regular couples therapy. We would take a lot of long walks in nature for our dates. I think I could clean up nicely for red carpet events. I don’t like tattoos at all but I’m willing to settle. My husband might be peeved but it’s 2024 and we’re liberal and he needs to get with the program.

This post is written tongue in cheek, I am not one of this board’s resident lunatics. I’m not even a fan. I just feel bad for the guy and how he seems so resistant to getting well.

[Anonymous]

What makes you think he wants any of what you’re offering? The guy seems happy as a clam with a revolving door of beautiful women.

[Anonymous]

You can't save him from himself

[Anonymous]

Hi, OP. I too am a "I can fix him" head @ss.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What makes you think he wants any of what you’re offering? The guy seems happy as a clam with a revolving door of beautiful women.

1. Happy as a clam! He’s in rehab- AGAIN

2. He clearly does NOT want what I’m offering, but it would be best for him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hi, OP. I too am a "I can fix him" head @ss.

But we soooo could fix him!!!

[Anonymous]

Ew. Gross. How can anyone find it attractive?!?!?

[Anonymous]

I suspect you are the resident Pete fan lunatic

[Anonymous]

If it helps you, he’s gotten a bunch of his tattoos removed recently.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ew. Gross. How can anyone find it attractive?!?!?

He’s so unattractive seriously and the promotion of drugs is terrible

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If it helps you, he’s gotten a bunch of his tattoos removed recently.

He’s still a downgrade from DH

BUT I CAN FIX HIM!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I suspect you are the resident Pete fan lunatic

I already clearly stated that I am NOT a lunatic thank you very much

[Anonymous]

Haha OP I very much appreciated your post. He just needs a calm boring normal person who is well-adjusted. You describe me as well (lol at "not in the best shape"). That instinct to just want to fix him!

[Anonymous]

I see OP's point. Imagine if he were dating Kate Beckensale - that'd be a disaster. They're each too chaotic for each other. OP makes sense. I approve this coupling.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I see OP's point. Imagine if he were dating Kate Beckensale - that'd be a disaster. They're each too chaotic for each other. OP makes sense. I approve this coupling.

+1 Thanks, OP, for taking on this responsibility on behalf of this forum's community