BF calls it “making love”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband hates that I call it F…ing. We all have our quirks.

To be fair I also do the finger through the looped fingers thing too. 👉🏻👉🏻👌🏻👌🏻

You are terrible!! But I'd laugh

He’s also not a fan of my air humping. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Likely some other woman told him that saying f@cking was crass and let’s have sex was too generic or boring.

That's what I call it "bumping uglies"

Always gets DW in the mood

KTB - knockin the boots.

Laying pipe?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Which is the preferred term for you?
Banging
Balling
Screwing
Doing the deed
Doing it
Getting it on
Bumping uglies
Getting some
Having sex
F*"cking
Or please provide your choice

The beast with two backs
Gettin' jiggy with it
Bootie time!
Fooling around

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Observe gentleman; there is nothing you can possibly do right, so please enjoy yourself for as long as you can then move on the moment you get the feeling that this nonsense is starting

Truer words have never been spoken.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Which is the preferred term for you?
Banging
Balling
Screwing
Doing the deed
Doing it
Getting it on
Bumping uglies
Getting some
Having sex
F*"cking
Or please provide your choice

The beast with two backs
Gettin' jiggy with it
Bootie time!
Fooling around

Naughty time?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There's nothing wrong with calling it sex, or making love, or whatever else you want to call it. There is something majorly wrong if you can't simply say to him, "Hey, rather than 'making love,' can you say [your preferred terminology]?" Really, if you can't communicate directly about something this simple, I wonder about the strength of the relationship.

+1. Just tell him the language you find hot.

[Anonymous]

When it comes to sex wants to be called sl**t w**re you name it..for some reasons a lot of women get off from being denigrated that way. It's kind of weird

[Anonymous]

The beast with two backs
Gettin' jiggy with it
Bootie time!
Fooling around

Dancing the bone dance
Catching (or throwing) the spear
Making the sign of the humped-back whale

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband hates that I call it F…ing. We all have our quirks.

To be fair I also do the finger through the looped fingers thing too. 👉🏻👉🏻👌🏻👌🏻

You are terrible!! But I'd laugh

I like it. I might start doing that across rooms. - Female.

[Anonymous]

Y’all so boring
My ex and I came up with a fun word we be like let’s do the shimmy shimmy😍

Hey baby it’s shimmy shimmy time 😘😘

I’m too tired to do the shimmy tonight 😇.

If you wanna shimmy shimmy you better go throw out the trash 😈

[Anonymous]

We refer to it as “fooling around”. Keep in mind that my husband refers to himself as Mr. Ben Dover.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Almost every time instead of sex. Weird of me to be turned off?

If you've let this become a frustration because he does it "almost every time" but you've never offered a preferred phrasing, you're complicit in your own suffering.

Use your words, OP.

[Anonymous]

Use your words.
I hope he finds someone to love him like he deserves.
That's not OP.

[Anonymous]

Gross

[Anonymous]

Honestly I cringed just reading the title of this.