What Are the Tell Tale Signs of 'New Money' People?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Being really negative and weird about stuff that UMC/UC don’t give a single shit about, like pasta salad

Wait, what's wrong with pasta salad?

Some people think it’s low class.

[Anonymous]

Posting on dcum about how their relatives beg them for money.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My cousin married into some serious new money. At the baby shower her MIL led my aunt and mother into the bedroom to show off her jewelry collection, hand woven rugs, silk clothing and listed the price of every item. My mom was suitably impressed and envious.

This is so tacky.

[Anonymous]

Loading all your possessions up on the pickup truck and moving to a mansion in the better part of town.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Being really negative and weird about stuff that UMC/UC don’t give a single shit about, like pasta salad

Wait, what's wrong with pasta salad?

It has yucky mayo. Gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Being really negative and weird about stuff that UMC/UC don’t give a single shit about, like pasta salad

Wait, what's wrong with pasta salad?

Some people think it’s low class.

Anyone who thinks pasta salad is low class is not only ridiculous. They’re also dumb. Give me the little mini tortellini’s and cheese chunks please. My blue blood great grandparents agree.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Being really negative and weird about stuff that UMC/UC don’t give a single shit about, like pasta salad

Wait, what's wrong with pasta salad?

It has yucky mayo. Gross.

I'm old money and we use only the best mayonnaise.

Duke's, of course. You can hear the ring of old royal money in the name. It's much richer than new money Hellman's mayonnaise.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tell me, please.

You are for asking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Being really negative and weird about stuff that UMC/UC don’t give a single shit about, like pasta salad

Wait, what's wrong with pasta salad?

It has yucky mayo. Gross.

I'm old money and we use only the best mayonnaise.

Duke's, of course. You can hear the ring of old royal money in the name. It's much richer than new money Hellman's mayonnaise.

Some of these nouveau riche actually use Miracle Whip. The nerve they have.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Being really negative and weird about stuff that UMC/UC don’t give a single shit about, like pasta salad

Wait, what's wrong with pasta salad?

It has yucky mayo. Gross.

I'm old money and we use only the best mayonnaise.

Duke's, of course. You can hear the ring of old royal money in the name. It's much richer than new money Hellman's mayonnaise.

Some of these nouveau riche actually use Miracle Whip. The nerve they have.

Where are my smelling salts when I need them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Being really negative and weird about stuff that UMC/UC don’t give a single shit about, like pasta salad

Wait, what's wrong with pasta salad?

Some people think it’s low class.

It tastes disgusting so I’m very anti pasta salad

[Anonymous]

The purse/handbag. Dead giveaway if it’s an $$$$ label. Old money doesn’t flaunt.

[Anonymous]

They care enough about old vs new money to post a thread like this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Being really negative and weird about stuff that UMC/UC don’t give a single shit about, like pasta salad

Wait, what's wrong with pasta salad?

It has yucky mayo. Gross.

I've never had pasta salad with mayo, it is always with olive oil.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The purse/handbag. Dead giveaway if it’s an $$$$ label. Old money doesn’t flaunt.

What brand handbag is considered old money?

I want Chanel but it might be too new money. What about second hand Chanel that looks old and worn like I inherited it? That might be old money?