Are there Beaches in Heaven?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all that beer

heaven probably won’t be much fun because we won’t be able to get high and drunk. how can people really have fun without weed and beer? they can’t!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jimmy Buffet said he can’t imagine Heaven without a Beach.

I agree. Heaven is magical and the Beach is a magical place

Bored today, op?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Jimmy Buffet said he can’t imagine Heaven without a Beach.

I agree. Heaven is magical and the Beach is a magical place

Bored today, op?

Are you trying to police this thread so it will turn out like you want it to?

Heaven can be defined by anyone, and someone as wise and intelligent as Jimmy Buffet definitely deserves to be discussed regarding what heaven might really be.

Of course there will be snacks in heaven, and booze and blow. And nude beaches. Those are really the important things in life. Those are the things that make life worthwhile. We need to do shots on a nude beach (hopefully God will give all women breast augmentation and we can gaze at double ds all day for eternity) and listen to Jimmy sing about Margaritas. pp can eat their wasabi snacks and find true peace that comes with eating snacks, eating snacks is truly the path to enlightenment and happiness.

Yes, heaven will be lit. We will be partying on the beach for eternity. Amen.

[Anonymous]

Heaven is hell. You have been lied to your entire life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And I wonder how old people look in heaven. The same age as when they died? Do they wear clothes. Is it just like earth or are you a ghost who walks through walls.

We get to look like our favorite celebrity, as a ghost. We will get to wear the fancy ghost designer clothes we could not afford on earth and everyone will get a ghost Birkin.

Imagine the Party Rock video with celebrity ghosts carrying birkin bags, except we are all on a beach with double d breasts.

The most amazing part is Jimmy Buffet will have a gift shop and everything will be free!

We might get an unlimited amount of ghost money to pay for our souvenirs; but that will be ok, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Heaven is hell. You have been lied to your entire life.

Heaven is a ghost beach and you are just jealous you won’t be there to eat unlimited discontinued wasabi snacks.

Don’t be a hater; be a congratulator.

It’s never to late to accept the Parrothead way of life, friend. I want to be with you on that beach, our ghostly bodies swimming in seaweed free water.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jimmy Buffet said he can’t imagine Heaven without a Beach.

I agree. Heaven is magical and the Beach is a magical place

Yes there are beaches in Heavan but ol nasty evil Jimmy ain't there.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Oh Yes! And they’re never too crowded. And the sand is always warm — never too hot. There are separate beaches for seaweed and jellyfish.

Baywatch cast hangs out there or did they went to hell?

All celebrities are in heaven but not as real people. They get to play their most famous roles for eternity.

God knows we get bored easily so he will make celebrities and actors/actresses entertain us 24/7/365.

Some people might think that’s unfair, but really what is more important? Our eternal happiness as we consume media, or the rest and peace of our fellow humans?

Easy: entertain us! (We will be drunk and high so it won’t be hard, they are getting off easy imo.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:To give a serious answer, my understand of heaven isn’t that it’s a place but it’s a feeling of completeness. Kind of think of it as that feeling of bliss when my toddler snuggles up next to me and all is right in the world. In that moment I don’t miss the beach or my dog or want for anything. Heaven will be like that feeling all the time—complete and total contentment. It sounds cruel because we love earthly things so much but in heaven we just won’t miss them!

NP. This is my understanding too. Material things, like beaches or anything else, won’t matter to you.

But if you want to imagine heaven as one endless summer at the beach, have at it!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do people in heaven pay attention to current events on earth? Can they see earth? Do they spy on naked people? Do they get hungry?

Oh no. Now I have a visual of the Heavenly host as peeping toms.

NOT the goal, PP!

Sort of off topic but as a child I was very concerned with God seeing me naked, seeing me shower, and later, wondering what God was doing while people were having sex.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.

Interesting. You’re an atheist bc you don’t think there are literal beaches in heaven?
So does being an atheist mean you will get to have beaches when you die?
Or is the “not believing” just your way of kind of throwing a tantrum at God for not having beaches in heaven?

Yes, as an atheist, I throw tantrums at other people's imaginations. 🙄

“No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.“

You posted you don’t think there are beaches in heaven, so you must have made that judgement based on what you think. You don’t think beaches exist in heaven.

You aren’t an atheist if you have opinions about what is in heaven.

So what are you?

Oh my! That was a good one! Bless your heart!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.

Interesting. You’re an atheist bc you don’t think there are literal beaches in heaven?
So does being an atheist mean you will get to have beaches when you die?
Or is the “not believing” just your way of kind of throwing a tantrum at God for not having beaches in heaven?

Yes, as an atheist, I throw tantrums at other people's imaginations. 🙄

“No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.“

You posted you don’t think there are beaches in heaven, so you must have made that judgement based on what you think. You don’t think beaches exist in heaven.

You aren’t an atheist if you have opinions about what is in heaven.

So what are you?

Oh my! That was a good one! Bless your heart!

Do atheists think heaven exists?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think everyone’s heaven is different. I love dogs for example, there will be dogs running free in my heaven… if you’re terrified of dogs and make it to heaven your version will be different than mine.

+1
Snoop says he knows there's weed in heaven.

Many people would not want weed in their heaven...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.

Interesting. You’re an atheist bc you don’t think there are literal beaches in heaven?
So does being an atheist mean you will get to have beaches when you die?
Or is the “not believing” just your way of kind of throwing a tantrum at God for not having beaches in heaven?

Yes, as an atheist, I throw tantrums at other people's imaginations. 🙄

atheist pp stated heaven was “other people’s imaginations.”

So to atheists heaven is not real.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.

Interesting. You’re an atheist bc you don’t think there are literal beaches in heaven?
So does being an atheist mean you will get to have beaches when you die?
Or is the “not believing” just your way of kind of throwing a tantrum at God for not having beaches in heaven?

Yes, as an atheist, I throw tantrums at other people's imaginations. 🙄

“No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.“

You posted you don’t think there are beaches in heaven, so you must have made that judgement based on what you think. You don’t think beaches exist in heaven.

You aren’t an atheist if you have opinions about what is in heaven.

So what are you?

Oh my! That was a good one! Bless your heart!

so atheists don’t believe in heaven, but do have “tantrums about other people’s imaginations” per atheist pp.