Are there Beaches in Heaven?

[Anonymous]

I wonder what the dress code would be. And what the punishment would be for infractions.

[Anonymous]

In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all that beer

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.

Interesting. You’re an atheist bc you don’t think there are literal beaches in heaven?
So does being an atheist mean you will get to have beaches when you die?
Or is the “not believing” just your way of kind of throwing a tantrum at God for not having beaches in heaven?

[Anonymous]

Yes, but they are all nude.

[Anonymous]

Maybe beaches are pieces of heaven that fell down to earth

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And I wonder how old people look in heaven. The same age as when they died? Do they wear clothes. Is it just like earth or are you a ghost who walks through walls.

? the corporeal body remains here. Dust to dust

So what's up there? Vapor I guess, by that's material also, so I don't know what is purportedly in heaven

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe this IS heaven, and humans managed to turn it into hello

+1. I believe we are already in heaven, and our responsibility is to take care of it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.

Interesting. You’re an atheist bc you don’t think there are literal beaches in heaven?
So does being an atheist mean you will get to have beaches when you die?
Or is the “not believing” just your way of kind of throwing a tantrum at God for not having beaches in heaven?

Yes, as an atheist, I throw tantrums at other people's imaginations. 🙄

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.

Interesting. You’re an atheist bc you don’t think there are literal beaches in heaven?
So does being an atheist mean you will get to have beaches when you die?
Or is the “not believing” just your way of kind of throwing a tantrum at God for not having beaches in heaven?

Yes, as an atheist, I throw tantrums at other people's imaginations. 🙄

“No, I don't think there are. That's one of many reasons why I'm an atheist.“

You posted you don’t think there are beaches in heaven, so you must have made that judgement based on what you think. You don’t think beaches exist in heaven.

You aren’t an atheist if you have opinions about what is in heaven.

So what are you?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh Yes! And they’re never too crowded. And the sand is always warm — never too hot. There are separate beaches for seaweed and jellyfish.

Does seaweed go to Heaven?

I hope to find Trader Joe's discontinued Wasabi Seaweed Snacks in heaven one day.

Lidl's Korean BBQ seaweed, too.

[Anonymous]

Beaches like the movie?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jimmy Buffet said he can’t imagine Heaven without a Beach.

I agree. Heaven is magical and the Beach is a magical place

What other singers or celebrities do you rely on for knowledge about heaven?

[Anonymous]

Flavor Flav has some pretty deep thoughts about heaven. I am glad I have people like Jimmy and Flav to guide me in life.

[Anonymous]

Tahiti is a magical place.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh Yes! And they’re never too crowded. And the sand is always warm — never too hot. There are separate beaches for seaweed and jellyfish.

Baywatch cast hangs out there or did they went to hell?