Closest place I can get a floating breakfast

[Anonymous]

Closest I've seen around here is a beer and a bag of nuts on a tube at Harper's Ferry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And I’ve seen standing tables in the water in front of beach clubs on the French side of St. Martin.

And you can eat in the nude. C'est manifique!

[Anonymous]

I love luxurious experiences but this sounds like the opposite of luxury to me. The food will be baking in the sun. Every time you reach over the tray to get a drink of your tea or coffee, you will drip water onto your croissant. No thanks.

[Anonymous]

Most resorts with overwater bungalows will bring you breakfast via boat.

Here's a list in the Caribbean: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Articles-lO1jApC9cyAA-Caribbean_overwater_bungalows.html

[Anonymous]

I feel like they have this at the lake in Missouri! Or Arkansas? Wherever it is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Closest I've seen around here is a beer and a bag of nuts on a tube at Harper's Ferry.

Haha! This!!

Seriously OP, eating food in a pool sounds disgusting.

[Anonymous]

I did a quick search and it looks like you can get it in Punta Cana. Finest, TRS Cap Cana, and Secrets Royal Beach among others have it on offer. I would assume if you can do it there, it’s also available at similar hotels in Mexico.
Having said all that, the pictures of these were not anywhere near as sexy as the ones in Bali or the Maldives.

[Anonymous]

This seems like a total instagram thing. Before you get on a plane, why not test by eating a mcMuffin in the bathtub to see if eating while wet really improves the luxury factor?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This seems like a total instagram thing. Before you get on a plane, why not test by eating a mcMuffin in the bathtub to see if eating while wet really improves the luxury factor?

I agree. I'm all about luxury experiences but standing in a pool of water using my wet hands to pick at quickly soggy food sounds gross. I bet it looks cool on Instagram but the reality is anything but.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have seen images of being served a floating breakfast in a private pool in places like the Maldives.

Is there anywhere closer I can get something like this?

You could set up one in your bathtub.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:I am sure some of the higher end places in FL would do it.

Or you could just rent out the pool area at a local hotel and have this as part of your catering package.

Or tip well before pool hours at a hotel and arrange with hotel.

DH bought out a rooftop pool are in Europe for a private meal. Based on what he paid they probably would have arranged for us to eat off a lions stomach if he had asked. So I am sure serving you in the pool wouldn't be a big deal.

A pool that reeks of bleach? No thank you.

What kind of pools are you going to? Most use chlorine.

How unintentionally hilarious. Perfect combination of attempted classic DCUM classism with classic DCUM idiocy. 10/10

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This seems like a total instagram thing. Before you get on a plane, why not test by eating a mcMuffin in the bathtub to see if eating while wet really improves the luxury factor?

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