Closest place I can get a floating breakfast

[Anonymous]

Your bathtub?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The real question is: why would you? It's like breakfast in bed. Risks of mishaps abound. I prefer to eat at a table like a normal person - the quality of the food is more important than a weird place to eat it.

If there is one thing I have always thought when sitting in a comfortable chair, eating a nice meal at a table it's "this sitting down thing sucks, there has to be a better way to do this"

I agree with you. Surely there must be a way to sit on the ground and juggle my food on my lap in an outdoor setting? If there are a bunch of flies, ants, or wasps circling my food, all the better!

[Anonymous]

Go to Vegas--they'll do anything for a buck.

[Anonymous]

I’ve seen floating snacks/drinks on a surfboard/paddle board in waist deep water in the Caribbean.

And I’ve seen standing tables in the water in front of beach clubs on the French side of St. Martin.

[Anonymous]

So not a pool bar like in the 1st season of White Lotus where you can swim to the bar, sit in the pool and then eat on a counter? The food and drink is floating on the water?

[Anonymous]

Its like a couples massage. Sounds way better than it is. I prefer my massage alone and my breakfast on a white tablecloth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So not a pool bar like in the 1st season of White Lotus where you can swim to the bar, sit in the pool and then eat on a counter? The food and drink is floating on the water?

It's more like, breakfast on a floating tray in the pool. If you google bali floating breakfast you'll see tons, its very popular there.

When I went earlier this year it was like 150k idr, which is less than $10. But other breakfasts were like 20k idr which is less than $1.50.

[Anonymous]

I have another suggestion though that is actually comfortable, that might scratch the same itch. Google image search for Santorini breakfast. All the hotels with caldera views make you an amazing breakfast and deliver it on your terrace.

[Anonymous]

Knowing everything that end up in pool water…people find this appetizing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have another suggestion though that is actually comfortable, that might scratch the same itch. Google image search for Santorini breakfast. All the hotels with caldera views make you an amazing breakfast and deliver it on your terrace.

LOL, I came here to post this exact suggestion. BEST BREAKFAST LOCATION EVER.

[Anonymous]

Get a drive-thru Egg McMuffin in a torrential rainstorm

[Anonymous]

The first time I saw that, DH and I both said "that's the dumbest thing ever--definitely for the IG generation".


So many great places to eat a beautiful breakfast, and IN a pool isn't out of them.


But to answer your question, here:

https://www.rosewoodhotels.com/en/las-ventanas-los-cabos

Much closer than Bali.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Get a drive-thru Egg McMuffin in a torrential rainstorm

LOL. Can we be friends?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had this in Bali, but that’s not any closer 😂
It’s also not that great imo. Only for the ‘gram.

Feels like the platonic ideal of that.

+1 million

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had this in Bali, but that’s not any closer 😂
It’s also not that great imo. Only for the ‘gram.

This. It looses its appeal pretty quickly, and you'd rather be at a table


It's stupid