Tell me about the weirdest person/family in your neighborhood

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My neighbor got rid of her front lawn to make a wildflower meadow. She's out there constantly working on it but it looks like a hot mess. She can easily afford lawncare service like everyone else

[Anonymous]

Guy in a property line with his neighbors is becoming increasingly unhinged. He's lined his entire property borders with orange cones, filled his front yard with gravel, and recently added a pink flamingo with crushed beer cans at its feet. Also has moving Christmas lights projected in the side of his house that faces the neighbor's porch.

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Anonymous wrote:The weirdest family in your neighborhood is full of interesting people you’re afraid to befriend because you think there is safety in being like everyone else.

What kind of weird are we talking about? Because the weird family in my neighborhood, their kid killed his dad after they moved away.

Do you live in horse country?

No. I'm in Missouri.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My neighbor got rid of her front lawn to make a wildflower meadow. She's out there constantly working on it but it looks like a hot mess. She can easily afford lawncare service like everyone else

Working on it? A wildflower meadow should be zero maintenance other than cutting back the saplings that will attempt to grow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My neighbor got rid of her front lawn to make a wildflower meadow. She's out there constantly working on it but it looks like a hot mess. She can easily afford lawncare service like everyone else

Radnor Road? That's a lovely wildflower garden.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:There's a young man (early-mid20s) who lives alone in a 4 bed house where all the shades are closed and the windows are filthy, the yard is a total mess. He has a dog and some chickens and he climbs the lamp posts in the street (80 feet high) with his bare feet and swings from the top (and films it for YouTube).

Dude’s probably making millions on YouTube.

I think that was the plan but he has only one Youtube video.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The weirdest family in your neighborhood is full of interesting people you’re afraid to befriend because you think there is safety in being like everyone else.

Nah. There are definitely weird people out there. Some families lean more autistic/on the spectrum. Some just have weird outlooks and habits. It doesn't make them interesting. It makes them weird. Just like "body positivity" people are still fat no matter how you try to spin it and say they're still beautiful.

Maybe we should start a post about horrible neighbors and start with you. I’m sure no one wants to live next door to you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My neighbor got rid of her front lawn to make a wildflower meadow. She's out there constantly working on it but it looks like a hot mess. She can easily afford lawncare service like everyone else

Working on it? A wildflower meadow should be zero maintenance other than cutting back the saplings that will attempt to grow.

They really never are zero maintenance. Grass and trees will almost always take over.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My neighbor got rid of her front lawn to make a wildflower meadow. She's out there constantly working on it but it looks like a hot mess. She can easily afford lawncare service like everyone else

She might be the one that also feeds the foxes full meals.

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Anonymous wrote:Aspen Hill walking guy!

Is this the man with the blond Afro?

Tis

[Anonymous]

Neighbor has a cut out of a German Shephard in the widow with a beware of dog sign. They do not have a dog

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My neighbor got rid of her front lawn to make a wildflower meadow. She's out there constantly working on it but it looks like a hot mess. She can easily afford lawncare service like everyone else

Working on it? A wildflower meadow should be zero maintenance other than cutting back the saplings that will attempt to grow.

They really never are zero maintenance. Grass and trees will almost always take over.

Grass never tries to take over. Trust me.

[Anonymous]

My old neighbor panhandled and was arrested by the county SWAT team for trying to stab someone.

He was out of jail in a week and ultimately ended up getting probation.

Fortunately, he moved out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Neighbor has a cut out of a German Shephard in the widow with a beware of dog sign. They do not have a dog

My neighbor has a printed picture of a tabby cat taped to her front window. She has a "beware of the cat" sign taped up beside it.

[Anonymous]

A couple of years ago, my neighbor was outside clearing snow from her parking space. She did this by shoveling snow from her space into the next spaces, which had already been cleared. She stomped on the remaining snow in her space. It was 37 degrees and sunny. She was wearing a tank top, booty shorts and cowboy boots. She was 54 years old at the time.