Tell me about the weirdest person/family in your neighborhood

[Anonymous]

Tell me about the weirdest person/family in your neighborhood.

[Anonymous]

It’s me.

[Anonymous]

Probably me too

[Anonymous]

The lady that feeds wild animals or the one that writes erotica?

[Anonymous]

Why?

[Anonymous]

The weirdest family in your neighborhood is full of interesting people you’re afraid to befriend because you think there is safety in being like everyone else.

[Anonymous]

Adopted due to 3 boys, turned out to look nothing like the handsome siblings, spoiled with private schools and funds, and has never had a real job. Extremely liberal, lesbians are not interested in her, and neither are men, and she is living off the largess of her successful siblings. Thinks she is a victim while never having earned her own way, and now is near 50s in Massachusetts.

[Anonymous]

My aunt dated a man who was missing some fingers. She broke up with him because she thought he would be bad at massages and putting on a condom. She was obsessed with Subway meatball subs although they gave her diarrhea. She rarely made it out of the shop after eating it. I guess it was worth it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My aunt dated a man who was missing some fingers. She broke up with him because she thought he would be bad at massages and putting on a condom. She was obsessed with Subway meatball subs although they gave her diarrhea. She rarely made it out of the shop after eating it. I guess it was worth it.

I just laughed harder than I have in weeks! Thank you for this post.

[Anonymous]

Aspen Hill walking guy!

[Anonymous]

There's a young man (early-mid20s) who lives alone in a 4 bed house where all the shades are closed and the windows are filthy, the yard is a total mess. He has a dog and some chickens and he climbs the lamp posts in the street (80 feet high) with his bare feet and swings from the top (and films it for YouTube).

[Anonymous]

Why are you asking? Are you looking to judge? There's a young man in my neighborhood that would probably make your list. He'll exchange a few words if you greet him and is harmless. Yes, there's something clearly off but he is a human being deserving of respect.

[Anonymous]

Well, there are three Aspie males, one of them my husband, and three of their Aspie sons, one of them mine.

But from my perspective, the weirdest person in the street is the very loud and talkative neighbor. She's catty and spreads rumors and is distinctly unintelligent (also a little racist, and made an assumption based on our race when we moved in). But to most people, I suppose she comes off as entirely normal and average.

In my family? I suppose the two posthumous winners are my two aunts who were staunch vaccine-deniers and then died of Covid.

[Anonymous]

My parents neighbors behind them - older single mom with grown kids (oldest is early 30s and married, youngest is about 22), dating a wealthy local real estate guy for years but refuses to move in together. Her youngest son lives with her and has hookups come to the house at all hours of the day and night and has stolen and pawned stuff in their house for cash. She won’t kick him out and is terrified of him. She freely tells all of this to my parents and they just want to back away slowly into the bushes.

[Anonymous]

I opened this to see if my family was going to be mentioned...so far no