Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up

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I always assumed she never wanted babies, or marriage.

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Anonymous wrote:I always assumed she never wanted babies, or marriage.

Why would you assume that? These things are not always by choice.

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Anonymous wrote:Good music is coming!

Lmao well maybe an entertaining trainwreck music video, but her music itself is never good.

Maybe it was the caterwauling that made him leave? He realized all her songs were autotuned or sung by a nameless woman she kept in a cage, so he fled from his fraud girlfriend.

Have you actually listened to any of her albums? Folklore? Evermore?

No Taylor, your voice sucks.

Your statements hold no merit considering she held all the sports on the top 10 the day her album dropped. And her concert broke Ticketmaster. She’s one of the best performers in our time. The numbers/$ don’t lie.

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Anonymous wrote:I always assumed she never wanted babies, or marriage.

Like most people she’s probably felt different ways about it over the years. She’s still young with options.

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Anonymous wrote:https://people.com/music/taylor-swift-joe-alwyn-break-up-after-6-years-together/

I’m not surprised. He wasn’t proposing.

I am

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Anonymous wrote:Look out ‘Em Rat!

Yup! Em Rat!!

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I bet this just happened and is the reason she dropped invisible string from the eras tour set list after the opening weekend.

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Deaux Moi says she’s quadrupling down that they had a ceremony in England.

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Seems like 6 to 7 years is how long celebs can stand each other.

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Anonymous wrote:I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

Uuuuuuuuh... this is a very weird thing to say (and I have a blue-eyed child!). But please just be aware this is a weird thing to say out loud and to believe and it will make people ask uncomfortable questions about you.

Um, no. It’s not weird at all to want your kids to look like you. It’s literally natural, you weirdo.

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Anonymous wrote:deuxmoi says she’s already with some else, who’s older and more low key

Tom Brady? She ought to marry Morgan Wallen. Country royalty!

Taylor is liberal. Morgan is a racist slob.

Womp womp. He’s as big as Garth Brooks was in the 90s. Sadly, he has a baby, so that’s baggage Tay Tay won’t want.

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Anonymous wrote:I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

Uuuuuuuuh... this is a very weird thing to say (and I have a blue-eyed child!). But please just be aware this is a weird thing to say out loud and to believe and it will make people ask uncomfortable questions about you.

Um, no. It’s not weird at all to want your kids to look like you. It’s literally natural, you weirdo.

So interracial marriage is not normal? Cool!

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Anonymous wrote:Seems like 6 to 7 years is how long celebs can stand each other.

Wayyyyyyy too long to date without a ring and wedding. After 2 years they should have just broken up. Waste of life. Way too old for that crap.

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Anonymous wrote:I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

Uuuuuuuuh... this is a very weird thing to say (and I have a blue-eyed child!). But please just be aware this is a weird thing to say out loud and to believe and it will make people ask uncomfortable questions about you.

Um, no. It’s not weird at all to want your kids to look like you. It’s literally natural, you weirdo.

So interracial marriage is not normal? Cool!

Nice try, troll.

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Anonymous wrote:I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

Uuuuuuuuh... this is a very weird thing to say (and I have a blue-eyed child!). But please just be aware this is a weird thing to say out loud and to believe and it will make people ask uncomfortable questions about you.

Um, no. It’s not weird at all to want your kids to look like you. It’s literally natural, you weirdo.

So interracial marriage is not normal? Cool!

Nice try, troll.

That’s “literally” what you said.

I have green eyes and have 3 brown eyed mixed race kids which seems perfectly normal to me but I guess there must be something sub normal about me that it was fine to know they wouldn’t look like me. And they don’t.