Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up

[Anonymous]

Taylor can finally get with Reesr

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That’s sad. I thought they’d secretly gotten married.

I’d hoped that for her.

[Anonymous]

I’m guessing her next move is a baby with that now grown up Kennedy boy or Harry Styles.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:deuxmoi says she’s already with some else, who’s older and more low key

Tom Brady? She ought to marry Morgan Wallen. Country royalty!

[Anonymous]

I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

[Anonymous]

Am I the only one that wants her to be with a woman??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

You think Jake G would be no drama? Lololololololololol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Am I the only one that wants her to be with a woman??

Same. Maroon is about Karlie Kloss. 👀💗

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:deuxmoi says she’s already with some else, who’s older and more low key

Tom Brady? She ought to marry Morgan Wallen. Country royalty!

Taylor is liberal. Morgan is a racist slob.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

Uuuuuuuuh... this is a very weird thing to say (and I have a blue-eyed child!). But please just be aware this is a weird thing to say out loud and to believe and it will make people ask uncomfortable questions about you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

Uuuuuuuuh... this is a very weird thing to say (and I have a blue-eyed child!). But please just be aware this is a weird thing to say out loud and to believe and it will make people ask uncomfortable questions about you.

Not to mention PP wishing for a JM reunion when Tay dropped a song about him taking advantage of her. Creepy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I assume she wants blue-eyed babies. So that narrows the pool to rich and ideally sort of smart A-listers with blue eyes, age 30-45. Likely no baby momma drama baggage. Henry Cavill? Jake G?

What I wish for viral drama-sake: a John Mayer reunion!

I know you're joking but there is no way JM would get tangled up in another "relationship" with Tay. He knows probably better than anyone how unwell some of the fandom is.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Good music is coming!

Lmao well maybe an entertaining trainwreck music video, but her music itself is never good.

Maybe it was the caterwauling that made him leave? He realized all her songs were autotuned or sung by a nameless woman she kept in a cage, so he fled from his fraud girlfriend.

Have you actually listened to any of her albums? Folklore? Evermore?

No Taylor, your voice sucks.

[Anonymous]

One thing is sure:they are never, ever, ever getting back together.