Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up

[Anonymous]

https://people.com/music/taylor-swift-joe-alwyn-break-up-after-6-years-together/

I’m not surprised. He wasn’t proposing.

[Anonymous]

Good music is coming!

[Anonymous]

Yes! The new album should be awesome break up material.

[Anonymous]

Shrug

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Good music is coming!

Lmao well maybe an entertaining trainwreck music video, but her music itself is never good.

Maybe it was the caterwauling that made him leave? He realized all her songs were autotuned or sung by a nameless woman she kept in a cage, so he fled from his fraud girlfriend.

[Anonymous]

That’s sad. I thought they’d secretly gotten married.

[Anonymous]

Aw. They were together a long time and seemed very happy. Several of her albums are full of starry-eyed songs about him - Reputation, Lover, Folklore, Evermore and Midnights. I imagine their careers kept them apart quite a bit.

She doesn’t usually stay single for long, so it’ll be interesting to see who she connects with next. Swifties are going to go nuts.

[Anonymous]

Also - he was extremely private, and didn’t share a lot in interviews. I hate to say it, but there won’t be nearly as much interest in him going forward. He’s a talented actor, but he’s one of many and his relationship with Taylor was what fueled the public’s interest in him. I don’t expect he’ll be followed by paparazzi anymore - though maybe that’s his preference.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Good music is coming!

Lmao well maybe an entertaining trainwreck music video, but her music itself is never good.

Maybe it was the caterwauling that made him leave? He realized all her songs were autotuned or sung by a nameless woman she kept in a cage, so he fled from his fraud girlfriend.

Have you actually listened to any of her albums? Folklore? Evermore?

[Anonymous]

deuxmoi says she’s already with some else, who’s older and more low key

[Anonymous]

Meh, he seemed bland and boring, like her. I also think it's like she's the reason they never married and ultimately broke up -- she's building an empire, she works constantly, she seems to have very limited interest in home life/family/kids. Most people are conventional and he's probably no different -- he'll wind up marrying some woman in the next couple years and becoming a dad.

I think she has been using her relationships as PR ploys and album fodder for so long, she doesn't really know how to connect with someone else in a real way. The rumor she's already with an older guy is unsurprising. She doesn't date so much as she likes to have a man in her orbit for song ideas and paparazzi fodder.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:deuxmoi says she’s already with some else, who’s older and more low key

I mean, wasn't deuxmoi saying for a year that they were secretly married? Idk how reliable she is anymore.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Good music is coming!

Lmao well maybe an entertaining trainwreck music video, but her music itself is never good.

Maybe it was the caterwauling that made him leave? He realized all her songs were autotuned or sung by a nameless woman she kept in a cage, so he fled from his fraud girlfriend.

People like you are so lame. You may not like her music but she’s one of the best selling artists of all time, along with a ton of awards. So yes, her music is in fact “good.”

https://www.nme.com/news/music/taylor-swift-becomes-first-artist-ever-to-have-top-selling-us-album-of-the-year-five-times-2852527

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That’s sad. I thought they’d secretly gotten married.

Insiders swear this happened.

[Anonymous]

Look out ‘Em Rat!