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[quote=Anonymous]There's a bit of a running family joke that my family exists because of dog poo. My grandpa had two dates scheduled over a weekend in 1952. He was PUMPED about the first one and not so much about the second. He took the first girl out for a walk and to dinner. He thought she was amazing, but one major deal breaker: she smelled horrible. At the end, she asked to see him again and he politely declined and she asked why and he said honestly he had a nice time, but she smelled. She was SO offended and rushed off. He got home and took his shoes off only to find dog poo on the bottom, presumably from their walk. He tried to call and apologize, but her dad said she was upset and not interested in his call. The next night he took the other girl out and the rest is history- she's now my grandma. We actually celebrated their 88th birthdays last night and and they've been married 68 years. When they argue, my grandpa always jokes "at least you don't smell like sh*t!"[/quote]
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