Tell me about your work crush

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:He's 41, lives in a South American country, is handsome, successful, clever, charming, playful, speaks 4 languages (and English with a sexy accent). We have connected and flirted mildly at conferences once or twice a year, but the lack of proximity, combined with bad timing (we're both committed to others) has prevented us from getting to know each other better. Sigh.

That reminds me of my crush from our Italian office. He’s 37 and tall with a very sexy accent. The flirting got REALLY heavy at an annual kickoff in Vegas right before the pandemic started. I happen to know that he’s LARGE even though I’ve never slept with him. Since the pandemic has killed all travel at our company I’ll probably never see him in person again.

There’s no way to know that unless you’ve slept with him.

Never seen a guy in a Speedo?

I don’t know if I would want to work somewhere where I get to see my colleagues in speedos. Hmm maybe depends on the industry…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He's 41, lives in a South American country, is handsome, successful, clever, charming, playful, speaks 4 languages (and English with a sexy accent). We have connected and flirted mildly at conferences once or twice a year, but the lack of proximity, combined with bad timing (we're both committed to others) has prevented us from getting to know each other better. Sigh.

That reminds me of my crush from our Italian office. He’s 37 and tall with a very sexy accent. The flirting got REALLY heavy at an annual kickoff in Vegas right before the pandemic started. I happen to know that he’s LARGE even though I’ve never slept with him. Since the pandemic has killed all travel at our company I’ll probably never see him in person again.

There’s no way to know that unless you’ve slept with him.

Never seen a guy in a Speedo?

That has nothing to do with “growth potential”.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He's 41, lives in a South American country, is handsome, successful, clever, charming, playful, speaks 4 languages (and English with a sexy accent). We have connected and flirted mildly at conferences once or twice a year, but the lack of proximity, combined with bad timing (we're both committed to others) has prevented us from getting to know each other better. Sigh.

That reminds me of my crush from our Italian office. He’s 37 and tall with a very sexy accent. The flirting got REALLY heavy at an annual kickoff in Vegas right before the pandemic started. I happen to know that he’s LARGE even though I’ve never slept with him. Since the pandemic has killed all travel at our company I’ll probably never see him in person again.

There’s no way to know that unless you’ve slept with him.

You can tell some men are large without sleeping with them

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Unfortunately, every work crush I had, I ended up sleeping with. 🤦‍♂️
I had a few going at the same time and had to avoid certain departments.

The company whore. Classy.

Yes and I’m a guy…

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Unfortunately, every work crush I had, I ended up sleeping with. 🤦‍♂️
I had a few going at the same time and had to avoid certain departments.

The company whore. Classy.

Yes and I’m a guy…

You don’t sh@t where you eat. Didn’t anyone ever teach you that?

I’m a guy who has slept around with a lot of women, but never someone at work/in the business. That’s bad news.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband. We both work full time from home.

how suffocating. live a little pp

I'm 52. I've lived plenty. And we have nooners during the workday!

We exercise together, grab coffee, bang it out and enjoy the day. No stress.

Sorry you don't find your own husband entertaining or attractive.

Nice but so lame though.

If you saw the men at my Office, you would see why what I have at home is much preferable. No lookers where I work and they used to sleaze all over me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He's 41, lives in a South American country, is handsome, successful, clever, charming, playful, speaks 4 languages (and English with a sexy accent). We have connected and flirted mildly at conferences once or twice a year, but the lack of proximity, combined with bad timing (we're both committed to others) has prevented us from getting to know each other better. Sigh.

That reminds me of my crush from our Italian office. He’s 37 and tall with a very sexy accent. The flirting got REALLY heavy at an annual kickoff in Vegas right before the pandemic started. I happen to know that he’s LARGE even though I’ve never slept with him. Since the pandemic has killed all travel at our company I’ll probably never see him in person again.

There’s no way to know that unless you’ve slept with him.

You can tell some men are large without sleeping with them

How can you tell?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Unfortunately, every work crush I had, I ended up sleeping with. 🤦‍♂️
I had a few going at the same time and had to avoid certain departments.

The company whore. Classy.

Yes and I’m a guy…

You don’t sh@t where you eat. Didn’t anyone ever teach you that?

I’m a guy who has slept around with a lot of women, but never someone at work/in the business. That’s bad news.

Of course I know that. I never got caught and none of them suspected a thing.

[Anonymous]

My boss. He’s 50-ish, boyishly handsome and tall, very charming, easygoing, and professional. Also a total straight shooter and family man. I get flustered around him and always look my best when we have face-to-face meetings. I’m the only person in our small department that opts to come into the office - in no small part due to him! We’re both married, I’m 36.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I fantasize about hearing her moan in another language.

Moan is another language? Wouldn’t that sound the same? Like screaming? I don’t hear any accent when I hear a Chinese screams.

Why do you have to insult Chinese?
We all know what pp meant.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My boss. He’s 50-ish, boyishly handsome and tall, very charming, easygoing, and professional. Also a total straight shooter and family man. I get flustered around him and always look my best when we have face-to-face meetings. I’m the only person in our small department that opts to come into the office - in no small part due to him! We’re both married, I’m 36.

Do you have a divorce plan for when you accidentally fall into his lap on one of those in-office days? Then you’re sneaking off to local hotels to bang on company time, you both fall madly in lust and start texting each other throughout the day. But then you slip up and leave your phone open and unlocked as you take a poop in the bathroom…your spouse sees the hot and steamy texts between you and your boss and now your being confronted by your husband who admits he’s suspected it all along. You try to explain your way out if it but he’s not hearing it and packs a small bag to leave to clear his head. You’re now in tears and balled up in the fetal position on the couch with your dog because you now realize that you ruined your nice life over and old sleaze ball who will never leave his family to be with you—you’re just convenient fun.

You become angry and can’t take accountability for your wrongdoing so you text his wife everything that’s been happening so that you aren’t the inly ruined household. After that, you realize what a mistake that was and end up losing your job because HR gets involved and it becomes a total mess (and the juiciest gossip at work). Fast forward a year and a half and you’re now a 38 year old woman who’s fed up with the current DC dating scene and you result to online forums where you ask dating related questions about options for “women over thirty”……all to become one of those types who like to confuse everyone else on the forum by using the acronym “OLD”.

Do you really want this to be your life?

[Anonymous]

I sense much projection happening in this thread...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My boss. He’s 50-ish, boyishly handsome and tall, very charming, easygoing, and professional. Also a total straight shooter and family man. I get flustered around him and always look my best when we have face-to-face meetings. I’m the only person in our small department that opts to come into the office - in no small part due to him! We’re both married, I’m 36.

Do you have a divorce plan for when you accidentally fall into his lap on one of those in-office days? Then you’re sneaking off to local hotels to bang on company time, you both fall madly in lust and start texting each other throughout the day. But then you slip up and leave your phone open and unlocked as you take a poop in the bathroom…your spouse sees the hot and steamy texts between you and your boss and now your being confronted by your husband who admits he’s suspected it all along. You try to explain your way out if it but he’s not hearing it and packs a small bag to leave to clear his head. You’re now in tears and balled up in the fetal position on the couch with your dog because you now realize that you ruined your nice life over and old sleaze ball who will never leave his family to be with you—you’re just convenient fun.

You become angry and can’t take accountability for your wrongdoing so you text his wife everything that’s been happening so that you aren’t the inly ruined household. After that, you realize what a mistake that was and end up losing your job because HR gets involved and it becomes a total mess (and the juiciest gossip at work). Fast forward a year and a half and you’re now a 38 year old woman who’s fed up with the current DC dating scene and you result to online forums where you ask dating related questions about options for “women over thirty”……all to become one of those types who like to confuse everyone else on the forum by using the acronym “OLD”.

Do you really want this to be your life?

Troll. No one leaves their phone when going to the bathroom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:and what you like about them?

Mine is late 40s, fit (CrossFit), very good people skills. Very professional, kind and approachable, has a way of making everyone at all levels of our group feel included and respected. I’ve never seen him angry, he is always calm and diplomatic (but occasionally makes a very playful joke to show he doesn’t take himself too seriously). He used to do a lot of international work travel before COVID and always found ways to incorporate time for fun - mountain biking, snowboarding, etc. Loves the outdoors. Recently learned he also teaches life drawing in his spare time. Hot.

What’s your work crush like?

Obsessive and unprofessional, even more so if he is in a relationship.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My boss. He’s 50-ish, boyishly handsome and tall, very charming, easygoing, and professional. Also a total straight shooter and family man. I get flustered around him and always look my best when we have face-to-face meetings. I’m the only person in our small department that opts to come into the office - in no small part due to him! We’re both married, I’m 36.

Do you have a divorce plan for when you accidentally fall into his lap on one of those in-office days? Then you’re sneaking off to local hotels to bang on company time, you both fall madly in lust and start texting each other throughout the day. But then you slip up and leave your phone open and unlocked as you take a poop in the bathroom…your spouse sees the hot and steamy texts between you and your boss and now your being confronted by your husband who admits he’s suspected it all along. You try to explain your way out if it but he’s not hearing it and packs a small bag to leave to clear his head. You’re now in tears and balled up in the fetal position on the couch with your dog because you now realize that you ruined your nice life over and old sleaze ball who will never leave his family to be with you—you’re just convenient fun.

You become angry and can’t take accountability for your wrongdoing so you text his wife everything that’s been happening so that you aren’t the inly ruined household. After that, you realize what a mistake that was and end up losing your job because HR gets involved and it becomes a total mess (and the juiciest gossip at work). Fast forward a year and a half and you’re now a 38 year old woman who’s fed up with the current DC dating scene and you result to online forums where you ask dating related questions about options for “women over thirty”……all to become one of those types who like to confuse everyone else on the forum by using the acronym “OLD”.

Do you really want this to be your life?

Troll. No one leaves their phone when going to the bathroom.

My friend had just finished opening presents on xmas morning with her husband and 2 small boys. Husband got up to shower and left his phone behind on the coffee table. Two seconds later a text flashed across his screen.

I love you and it kills me we can't spend xmas together.

That's how she found out her husband was banging a coworker. 100% true story. Both lives unraveled.