Tell me about your work crush

[Anonymous]

Her name is Cara and she's smoking hot.

[Anonymous]

Unfortunately, every work crush I had, I ended up sleeping with. 🤦‍♂️
I had a few going at the same time and had to avoid certain departments.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Unfortunately, every work crush I had, I ended up sleeping with. 🤦‍♂️
I had a few going at the same time and had to avoid certain departments.

The company whore. Classy.

[Anonymous]

Tall, ten years younger than me, and an emotional basket case. I think Covid and the isolation really did a number on the poor guy. Not even handsome! But he has the cutest sheepish little smile sometimes. And he is terribly intelligent and hardworking and funny.

Expresses endless admiration for me. Laughs at all my jokes in meetings, seems to always have his eyes on me. Falls all over himself to help me with my work, even though I have been there a lot longer than he has and I am fast.

It’s nice having a cute little admirer. I guess I have a crush on him too.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband. We both work full time from home.

how suffocating. live a little pp

I'm 52. I've lived plenty. And we have nooners during the workday!

We exercise together, grab coffee, bang it out and enjoy the day. No stress.

Sorry you don't find your own husband entertaining or attractive.

Can’t imagine too many people are jealous of this humble brag or whatever you want to call it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband. We both work full time from home.

how suffocating. live a little pp

I'm 52. I've lived plenty. And we have nooners during the workday!

We exercise together, grab coffee, bang it out and enjoy the day. No stress.

Sorry you don't find your own husband entertaining or attractive.

Nice but so lame though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He’s 50, tall, good looking and fit. He’s a great people leader and seems to be adept balancing the interpersonal stuff with his objectives - his employees rave about him. He’s also very well-endowed. I know this because I actually have a bit more than a crush on him. We’re married and we have periodic nooners between meetings.

I did have to report him to HR (our dog) last week when he ate the leftovers thereby creating a hostile work environment.

Whatever - no one ever married the well-endowed guy. He’s always the ex. Lol.

[Anonymous]

He's 41, lives in a South American country, is handsome, successful, clever, charming, playful, speaks 4 languages (and English with a sexy accent). We have connected and flirted mildly at conferences once or twice a year, but the lack of proximity, combined with bad timing (we're both committed to others) has prevented us from getting to know each other better. Sigh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's 41, lives in a South American country, is handsome, successful, clever, charming, playful, speaks 4 languages (and English with a sexy accent). We have connected and flirted mildly at conferences once or twice a year, but the lack of proximity, combined with bad timing (we're both committed to others) has prevented us from getting to know each other better. Sigh.

That reminds me of my crush from our Italian office. He’s 37 and tall with a very sexy accent. The flirting got REALLY heavy at an annual kickoff in Vegas right before the pandemic started. I happen to know that he’s LARGE even though I’ve never slept with him. Since the pandemic has killed all travel at our company I’ll probably never see him in person again.

[Anonymous]

he is probably 60 but still in very good shape. very tall and handsome. kind of shy but when you engage him he makes you feel like the only person in the world.

[Anonymous]

I fantasize about hearing her moan in another language.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I fantasize about hearing her moan in another language.

Moan is another language? Wouldn’t that sound the same? Like screaming? I don’t hear any accent when I hear a Chinese screams.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I fantasize about hearing her moan in another language.

Moan is another language? Wouldn’t that sound the same? Like screaming? I don’t hear any accent when I hear a Chinese screams.

I was referring to the words that are usually associated with the moaning.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He's 41, lives in a South American country, is handsome, successful, clever, charming, playful, speaks 4 languages (and English with a sexy accent). We have connected and flirted mildly at conferences once or twice a year, but the lack of proximity, combined with bad timing (we're both committed to others) has prevented us from getting to know each other better. Sigh.

That reminds me of my crush from our Italian office. He’s 37 and tall with a very sexy accent. The flirting got REALLY heavy at an annual kickoff in Vegas right before the pandemic started. I happen to know that he’s LARGE even though I’ve never slept with him. Since the pandemic has killed all travel at our company I’ll probably never see him in person again.

There’s no way to know that unless you’ve slept with him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He's 41, lives in a South American country, is handsome, successful, clever, charming, playful, speaks 4 languages (and English with a sexy accent). We have connected and flirted mildly at conferences once or twice a year, but the lack of proximity, combined with bad timing (we're both committed to others) has prevented us from getting to know each other better. Sigh.

That reminds me of my crush from our Italian office. He’s 37 and tall with a very sexy accent. The flirting got REALLY heavy at an annual kickoff in Vegas right before the pandemic started. I happen to know that he’s LARGE even though I’ve never slept with him. Since the pandemic has killed all travel at our company I’ll probably never see him in person again.

There’s no way to know that unless you’ve slept with him.

Never seen a guy in a Speedo?