RMS Titanic sank early this morning after hitting an iceberg

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My 7 year old is obsessed with the Titanic and it’s sister ship the Britanic.

There were a few crew members who survived the Titanic, only to perish in the sinking of the Britannic. I can't imagine plunging into the water and thinking, Man, I survived the Titanic and now am going to die like this?!

Wow, I didn't know that. Their last thought must have been "FML."

Wow. I didn’t know that either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My 7 year old is obsessed with the Titanic and it’s sister ship the Britanic.

There were a few crew members who survived the Titanic, only to perish in the sinking of the Britannic. I can't imagine plunging into the water and thinking, Man, I survived the Titanic and now am going to die like this?!

Who perished? I found three who survived both, but none who died on Britannic.

Violet Jessop
Arthur John Priest
Archie Jewell

[Anonymous]

Various chunks of DCUM

“I hope my laws were on the boat.”

“This is why we always travel first class.”

“All the survivors need therapy. In fact, we all need therapy to process this.”

“Clearly, DMV liberals were running the ship. They always think they are the smartest people in every room. They can’t even keep an unsinkable boat afloat.”

“The captain was either drinking or on drugs. Anyone who can navigate the DC beltway could have steered that ship safely.”

“Those Titanic Orchestra musicians were so lame. They were supposed to know 352 songs for the first class passengers. Instead they played Nearer My God to Thee hymn as the ship sank.”

[Anonymous]

Please get Jack out of the water and into a boat!

[Anonymous]

Which is more UMC? Surviving the sinking or going down with the ship?

[Anonymous]

I see everyone has already forgotten about the General Slocum.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I see everyone has already forgotten about the General Slocum.

Why is everything about New York? The north Atlantic has culture too!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:As I've always thought, only losers take cruises.

oops, someone didn't read the assignment

[Anonymous]

-Where’s the GoFundMe?

-How can Vienna Foodies get involved?

-I’m making RMS wooden yard signs/beaded earrings/selling my completely unrelated book on my Etsy site! All sales go towards RMS Rescue (.02 percent or whatever I decide/need to drive traffic to my lagging online vanity project)

-I’m collecting blankets/winter coats/underwear/socks/hygiene products and am filling a cargo container with all. Maybe. I just need to do something and so this is a public way to appear helpful.

Drop off at my house/carport. (I’ll take this down within 24 hours as my carport will become a dumping ground with strangers dropping off garbage bags full of formal dresses, wire hangers, board games and puzzles)

[Anonymous]

10:12. Oh! Let me place the above on Facebook and Next Door.

Also I’m making RMS ribbons to wear and have an order in for RMs car magnets!!!!!! Show your support! $5.00 and all goes to RMS!!!!! I’m the go-to person here, everyone. Tell your PTA! Travel sports teams! Getting a street banner made up this week!!!1111!!!

#RMSforever
#RMSnever4get
#RMSproudhelper

[Anonymous]

DCUM would be so mad at the Californian.

[Anonymous]

Hey y’all it’s me again. 10:12. I’m pretty much putting my life on hold during this event and am completely and utterly involved even though my only connection here is that my uncles ex-wife’s neighbor’s cousin was on that ship.

She’s missing and her name is Mary from London. She left 5 cats behind in her London home. No one can reach her maid or butler. Unsure if the cats are being tended to so I’m also asking for gigantic bags of kitty litter and cat toys to be delivered to my house.

Please help us find #RMSMary. #catrescue #5londoncats

I’m starting a 501(c) charity on her behalf.

I’ve uploaded a short video on YouTube about Mary and my ideas about where she might be. Please help because her cats need help too.

[Anonymous]

This is 2021. It's time for a remake of James Cameron's 1997 movie Titanic.

The Irish and Italians should be represented in first class in the movie Titanic, even if it wasn't historically accurate, and they were in steerage.

And Denzel Washington should play the part of the aristocrat Mr. John Jacob Astor, a part played by Eric Baeden.

Zendaya should play the part of Rose, a part played by Kate Winslet.

And the engineer Thomas Andrews who was played by Victor Garber (a Hollywood actor who is out and gay) should actually be portrayed as out and gay.

The character Molly Brown played by Kathy Bates should by a transgender woman.

Maybe make the remake a Disney movie and a Broadway musical.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is 2021. It's time for a remake of James Cameron's 1997 movie Titanic.

The Irish and Italians should be represented in first class in the movie Titanic, even if it wasn't historically accurate, and they were in steerage.

And Denzel Washington should play the part of the aristocrat Mr. John Jacob Astor, a part played by Eric Baeden.

Zendaya should play the part of Rose, a part played by Kate Winslet.

And the engineer Thomas Andrews who was played by Victor Garber (a Hollywood actor who is out and gay) should actually be portrayed as out and gay.

The character Molly Brown played by Kathy Bates should by a transgender woman.

Maybe make the remake a Disney movie and a Broadway musical.

We also need differently-abled actors: Marlee Matlin, someone who uses a wheelchair, etc.

Also we need to explore feminism. Include lesbian relationships and undertones. Fly a rainbow flag on the RMS Titanic.

[Anonymous]

Has anyone checked on the iceberg? How is it doing?