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[quote=Anonymous]Various chunks of DCUM “I hope my laws were on the boat.” “This is why we always travel first class.” “All the survivors need therapy. In fact, we all need therapy to process this.” “Clearly, DMV liberals were running the ship. They always think they are the smartest people in every room. They can’t even keep an unsinkable boat afloat.” “The captain was either drinking or on drugs. Anyone who can navigate the DC beltway could have steered that ship safely.” “Those Titanic Orchestra musicians were so lame. They were supposed to know 352 songs for the first class passengers. Instead they played Nearer My God to Thee hymn as the ship sank.” [/quote]
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