Scott Toilet Tissue 🧻🧻🧻

[Anonymous]

Charmin ultra with aloe here.

To each, his own.

[Anonymous]

OP, I recently grabbed some Scotts after a long time not using it. I wasn't sure if I forgot what it felt like because I've been using Angel Soft, or whether it got worse, but it is horrible. Literally the worst. I can't wait until it is used up.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We had a plumber in last week to look at our toilet and we asked him about this very question. He was a Scott devotee and said please don’t get that seven ply cushiony stuff. We have a 100+ old house so I guess that makes sense. Isn’t there some middle ground? I can’t abide by Scott.

I’m a real estate agent who owns half a dozen rental properties so I have many more conversations with plumbers than the average person. Cottonnelle is that middle ground, so that’s all we use. I had a rough delivery with my first baby and am still not quite 100% right down there, I cannot tolerate Scott. And Charmin clogs like a mofo, we had to buy some at one point when it was the only thing we could find.

Good to know!

[Anonymous]

Damn I thought Scott's basically WAS a generic. Feels stiff and rough. Seems like the kind of paper that schools and prisons use.

[Anonymous]

When I was a teenager, we used to buy Scott when we were going to TP someone's house. More sheets for your hard earned dollar. Then we figured out that it was easier for the victim to pull down because it was stronger. So, we started going with the generics that maybe had fewer sheets per dollar but were flimsy as hell and stayed in the trees.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Charmin ultra with aloe here.

To each, his own.

Check your diet. Anyone who needs aloe is probably drinking way too much and probably eating foods they are allergic to.

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Anonymous wrote:
I grew up with really nice soft pink toilet paper in France (that my parents still use), then experienced sandpaper toilet paper at a British boarding school (of course), and now in the DC area I buy Northern Quilted Ultra Plush. There is a technique to leaving no residue

Showering?

[Anonymous]

I haven't noticed a chance in quality. I prefer it. Spring of 2020 we were forced to buy fancy toilet paper when that's all we could find. I hated it. Couldn't wait to go back to Scott.

[Anonymous]

Omg, my parents have used this for decades because their home has a delicate plumbing system. It is like wiping with air, as in it does nothing to get the job done. I remember going off to college and discovering Charmin when I had to buy my own TP. Like when Dorothy sees Oz in color for the first time.

[Anonymous]

LOL, Scott's gives me scary flashbacks to childhood at my grandmother's house!

[Anonymous]

Who Gives a Crap

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Anonymous wrote:I bought a 30-pack of Scott at Costco at the height of the TP shortages in 2020. Thankfully, never had to crack into it - we were able to find our preferred brand before we ran out. It remained unopened in the basement, and I fully intend to leave it as a present for the new residents when we sell the house in 20 years or so.

Life's to short for crappy booze, or TP.

Amen! Scott is 1-ply and therefore the TP of choice for serial murderers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We had a plumber in last week to look at our toilet and we asked him about this very question. He was a Scott devotee and said please don’t get that seven ply cushiony stuff. We have a 100+ old house so I guess that makes sense. Isn’t there some middle ground? I can’t abide by Scott.

I’m a real estate agent who owns half a dozen rental properties so I have many more conversations with plumbers than the average person. Cottonnelle is that middle ground, so that’s all we use. I had a rough delivery with my first baby and am still not quite 100% right down there, I cannot tolerate Scott. And Charmin clogs like a mofo, we had to buy some at one point when it was the only thing we could find.

Good to know!

Cottonelle is my favorite. I really dislike linty Charmin and Scott seems too thin and rough.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who Gives a Crap

^^That toilet paper is quite nice, actually. A decent thickness but not fluffy like Charmin. Made of bamboo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We had a plumber in last week to look at our toilet and we asked him about this very question. He was a Scott devotee and said please don’t get that seven ply cushiony stuff. We have a 100+ old house so I guess that makes sense. Isn’t there some middle ground? I can’t abide by Scott.

I’m a real estate agent who owns half a dozen rental properties so I have many more conversations with plumbers than the average person. Cottonnelle is that middle ground, so that’s all we use. I had a rough delivery with my first baby and am still not quite 100% right down there, I cannot tolerate Scott. And Charmin clogs like a mofo, we had to buy some at one point when it was the only thing we could find.

Good to know!

Cottonelle is my favorite. I really dislike linty Charmin and Scott seems too thin and rough.

Cottonelle is the lintiest of them all. So nasty.