The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“The day before J.D. was selected—I did not know he was going to be selected—I was working as a lawyer, and I had the wardrobe of a person with three children who likes to do things outdoors, who has a dog, who doesn’t like things to be too precious. And then, a switch flipped, and it’s not like it came with a whole new wardrobe and stylist and everything.”

So did she get one?



Another pull quote: “PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO CARE ALL THAT MUCH WHAT I LOOK LIKE,” USHA SAID.
https://www.thefp.com/p/usha-vance-second-lady-interview-the-free-press-peter-savodnik-jd-vance

She looks fabulous in this picture.

It's close but not quite there. I like the top. Her hair looks good (though would be annoying in real life, always over one eye). The belt looks wrong. I like the pants but something is a little off about them. Can't tell what shoes she's wearing.

I agree 💯 with this assessment. The outfit is “off” but not inappropriate.

I don’t get how anyone says she isn’t naturally attractive- she has a lot to work with. She’s slim, she has lovely eyes, and thick hair. But she just totally refuses to work with what she has. It wouldn’t even take “work,” just a little more thought put into her appearance. It’s not going to take much to find some makeup that evens out her skin tone and makes her look less haggard or get her hair in better shape, or come up with a capsule wardrobe that actually works for her coloring and figure.

My best friend is a little bit like this- very academically accomplished but almost determined not to look her best. It’s really weird and I think she has some sort of mental block. If Usha were my friend I would be reading her the riot act about her outfits and she probably wouldn’t listen.

[Anonymous]

Related to Usha's comment that the job doesn't come with a stylist, is there a clothing stipend for the first and second ladies for the various events they have to attend?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Related to Usha's comment that the job doesn't come with a stylist, is there a clothing stipend for the first and second ladies for the various events they have to attend?

I don’t think so, but she had a biglaw salary for years, he wrote a bestselling book and sold the rights to make a successful movie, plus he’s been the pet of one of the richest men in America for a decade. It’s not money that’s the problem.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Related to Usha's comment that the job doesn't come with a stylist, is there a clothing stipend for the first and second ladies for the various events they have to attend?

PP again, remembering that once chosen Sarah Palin and her whole family were promptly outfitted in a lot of very expensive clothes paid for by the RNC - there was some controversy about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All she needs is one week with Priyanka Chopra's style team to look amazing but she'll never bother and that's okay.

Or literally just anyone with eyesight.

I don't know what I'd do without you snarky b**ches during this cold, dark time.

+2

If they send me to El Salvador for posting on this thread it will still have been worth it

[Anonymous]

Part of the issue with that Usha photo is that it’s taken from below. The photographer was either ignorant or deliberately going for an unflattering angle. And she didn’t know to object.

The only people who want their photo taken from below are high school football players trying to look bigger.


Also, Noem is pointing a gun at the head of the guy next to her. Idiocy.

[Anonymous]

There’s a new video going viral on TikTok of Laura loomer, taken from the side. She has a new chin implant and looks like a Scream mask.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All she needs is one week with Priyanka Chopra's style team to look amazing but she'll never bother and that's okay.

Or literally just anyone with eyesight.

I don't know what I'd do without you snarky b**ches during this cold, dark time.

+2

If they send me to El Salvador for posting on this thread it will still have been worth it

If they send us to El Salvador imagine the fun we'll have mocking Kristi Noem's stupid outfits when she trots out for photo ops!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All she needs is one week with Priyanka Chopra's style team to look amazing but she'll never bother and that's okay.

Or literally just anyone with eyesight.

I don't know what I'd do without you snarky b**ches during this cold, dark time.

+2

If they send me to El Salvador for posting on this thread it will still have been worth it

If they send us to El Salvador imagine the fun we'll have mocking Kristi Noem's stupid outfits when she trots out for photo ops!

I'd be standing behind her yelling "Nice watch, b*itch. Did your sidepiece Corey buy that for you? And how many horses did you kill for those ridiculous extensions?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I feel like her name should be Tammy.

She looks like the assistant manager at Dress Barn.

dead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All she needs is one week with Priyanka Chopra's style team to look amazing but she'll never bother and that's okay.

Or literally just anyone with eyesight.

I don't know what I'd do without you snarky b**ches during this cold, dark time.

+2

Ooh! What tattoo are you going to choose to coordinate with your deportation lewk?

If they send me to El Salvador for posting on this thread it will still have been worth it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All she needs is one week with Priyanka Chopra's style team to look amazing but she'll never bother and that's okay.

Or literally just anyone with eyesight.

I don't know what I'd do without you snarky b**ches during this cold, dark time.

+2

If they send me to El Salvador for posting on this thread it will still have been worth it

Ooh! What tattoo are you going to choose to coordinate with your deportation lewk?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All she needs is one week with Priyanka Chopra's style team to look amazing but she'll never bother and that's okay.

Or literally just anyone with eyesight.

I don't know what I'd do without you snarky b**ches during this cold, dark time.

+2

If they send me to El Salvador for posting on this thread it will still have been worth it

Ooh! What tattoo are you going to choose to coordinate with your deportation lewk?

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[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:All she needs is one week with Priyanka Chopra's style team to look amazing but she'll never bother and that's okay.

Or literally just anyone with eyesight.

I don't know what I'd do without you snarky b**ches during this cold, dark time.

+2

If they send me to El Salvador for posting on this thread it will still have been worth it

Ooh! What tattoo are you going to choose to coordinate with your deportation lewk?

A QR code that opens this thread

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