The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

She looks great - and also I feel like that's too much butt for a first lady. I guess I'd expect that comment from the butherarms crowd and yet here I am.

I dislike her appropriation of suffragette colors, though. Suffragette cosplay as her husband is disenfranchising as many people as he can leaves a bad taste.

Butt she does look great.

I love the outfit but agree the skirt could use some more room in the rear, would have a smoother line.

Victoria's Secret Suit

Apparently her butt seems to do this in white suits, eg last year’s convention dress:

Why is he pointing at her boob like that?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:

Weird hem.

We should also have a bingo card space for obvious spray tan/misapplication of bronzer. Those feet!

This confuses me. That dress is clinging like she's wearing hose with no slip.
So she's wearing no hose, and a lot of static cling?

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Anonymous wrote:Kim’s got her fightin’ nails on

AND A VOICE TO MATCH!

MMMAAAGGGAAA

New Disney Villain?

Rabid is the perfect adjective.

Somewhere out there Vanessa Haydon is quietly thanking her stars.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Kim’s got her fightin’ nails on

AND A VOICE TO MATCH!

MMMAAAGGGAAA

got this treasure on the political forum

Metamorphosis complete.

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Anonymous wrote:Kim’s got her fightin’ nails on

AND A VOICE TO MATCH!

MMMAAAGGGAAA

New Disney Villain?

Rabid is the perfect adjective.

Somewhere out there Vanessa Haydon is quietly thanking her stars.

Or thinking "Kids, stay away from the wicked stepmother!"

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone have a pic of Kimberly Guilfoyle in a spray-on red dress at the RNC. She is absolutely rabid and looks totally inappropriate.

I also had inappropriately sexy dress!! Two squares!

I'm shocked by the Hooters waitress-esque suntan pantyhose.

Thank you! SO WEIRD! I thought she had boots on for a second there.

I bet no one had inappropriately ethnic pantyhose on their bingo card. I'm hoping someone picked up the wrong pair for her and that this was not just another shameless attempt to snag the Latinx vote (in keeping with her "I am Latina, hear me roar" speech).

No, I didn't have pantyhouse at all on my card much less inappropriate ethnic pantyhouse on my card. When have we ever seen them wear hose?

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone have a pic of Kimberly Guilfoyle in a spray-on red dress at the RNC. She is absolutely rabid and looks totally inappropriate.

I also had inappropriately sexy dress!! Two squares!

I'm shocked by the Hooters waitress-esque suntan pantyhose.

Thank you! SO WEIRD! I thought she had boots on for a second there.

I bet no one had inappropriately ethnic pantyhose on their bingo card. I'm hoping someone picked up the wrong pair for her and that this was not just another shameless attempt to snag the Latinx vote (in keeping with her "I am Latina, hear me roar" speech).

No, I didn't have pantyhouse at all on my card much less inappropriate ethnic pantyhouse on my card. When have we ever seen them wear hose?

Especially since the trump family is the national reserve of bronzer.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone have a pic of Kimberly Guilfoyle in a spray-on red dress at the RNC. She is absolutely rabid and looks totally inappropriate.

I also had inappropriately sexy dress!! Two squares!

I'm shocked by the Hooters waitress-esque suntan pantyhose.

Thank you! SO WEIRD! I thought she had boots on for a second there.

I bet no one had inappropriately ethnic pantyhose on their bingo card. I'm hoping someone picked up the wrong pair for her and that this was not just another shameless attempt to snag the Latinx vote (in keeping with her "I am Latina, hear me roar" speech).

No, I didn't have pantyhouse at all on my card much less inappropriate ethnic pantyhouse on my card. When have we ever seen them wear hose?

Especially since the trump family is the national reserve of bronzer.

Are they cosplaying British royalty now?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone have a pic of Kimberly Guilfoyle in a spray-on red dress at the RNC. She is absolutely rabid and looks totally inappropriate.

That’s an awful lot of cleavage for the “family values” party. Laura Bush is shaking her head and smoking a cigarette as she watches that one.

Can we please talk about her hair? Is it a wig? Really terrible extensions? WHY does someone who used to be so attractive now have such terrible, awful hair? (among other terrible, awful things)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:

Weird hem.

We should also have a bingo card space for obvious spray tan/misapplication of bronzer. Those feet!

This confuses me. That dress is clinging like she's wearing hose with no slip.
So she's wearing no hose, and a lot of static cling?

Shapewear

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:

Weird hem.

We should also have a bingo card space for obvious spray tan/misapplication of bronzer. Those feet!

This dress is very grandma getting groceries to me but the sleeves give it the “intern with no fashion sense” zing that Ivan’s is well known for here. A nice change from sassy Russian stripper.

It’s sassy Russia grandma retired stripper.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kim’s got her fightin’ nails on

AND A VOICE TO MATCH!

MMMAAAGGGAAA

New Disney Villain?

Rabid is the perfect adjective.

We really should have had a power necks category:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:

Weird hem.

We should also have a bingo card space for obvious spray tan/misapplication of bronzer. Those feet!

This dress is very grandma getting groceries to me but the sleeves give it the “intern with no fashion sense” zing that Ivan’s is well known for here. A nice change from sassy Russian stripper.

It’s sassy Russia grandma retired stripper.

Come on, gang. This is as close to a win as she gets:

- no headlights
-correct size
- not a curtain print
-professional

[Anonymous]

Oh my, did someone have Puritan cosplay on their bingo card?

It’s like the softer side of kristi noem.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:

Weird hem.

We should also have a bingo card space for obvious spray tan/misapplication of bronzer. Those feet!

The bronzer! “We are racist but want less white skin.” Makes loads of sense.