The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:The Trump wives/girlfriends would make the best "Real Housewives" show EVER. The fashion and the crazy and the gossip....OMG.


+1 Would hate watch
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Ivanka looks like she’s gain a few quarantine lbs.

Speaking of her, what do you all think she has done face wise? She looks remarkably different than when she was a teen. Definitely a nose job...maybe a chin implant? It’s noticeable in younger pictures, but if you look at younger videos of her...wow.
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Anonymous wrote:Anyone have a pic of Kimberly Guilfoyle in a spray-on red dress at the RNC. She is absolutely rabid and looks totally inappropriate.



I also had inappropriately sexy dress!! Two squares!


I'm shocked by the Hooters waitress-esque suntan pantyhose.


Thank you! SO WEIRD! I thought she had boots on for a second there.


Haha I can't unsee the boots now.
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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka looks like she’s gain a few quarantine lbs.

Speaking of her, what do you all think she has done face wise? She looks remarkably different than when she was a teen. Definitely a nose job...maybe a chin implant? It’s noticeable in younger pictures, but if you look at younger videos of her...wow.


Nose job (or 2)
Chin implant
cheek fat pad removal

I'm sure there are others. And god knows how many injectables for fillers and botox.
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Anonymous wrote:I love that thread broke DCUM. Long may it live ... concluding with them all in jail stripes.


Wtf are “jail stripes?”


Alright pp, you win, you win.

May this thread end with every last one of these people in bright orange jumpsuits. This we pray. AMEN!


Amen.
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Anonymous wrote:I love that thread broke DCUM. Long may it live ... concluding with them all in jail stripes.


Wtf are “jail stripes?”


Alright pp, you win, you win.

May this thread end with every last one of these people in bright orange jumpsuits. This we pray. AMEN!


Amen.


a effin men
Anonymous
Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:
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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka looks like she’s gain a few quarantine lbs.

Speaking of her, what do you all think she has done face wise? She looks remarkably different than when she was a teen. Definitely a nose job...maybe a chin implant? It’s noticeable in younger pictures, but if you look at younger videos of her...wow.


You must be new here. We're on page 700 or so of this thread, and it's been talked about and dissected MANY times, often with detailed illustrations and highlighted photos. If you are new, it's worth taking the time to read this from the beginning, 56 months ago, to see how it all evolved. There are also a lot of inside jokes and call backs that pop up hundreds of pages later. Like the lengthy evolution of the toddler pageant-sassy grandma-Russian stripper-inappropriate intern zeitgeist that is Ivanka's fashion sense. (Personally, I think it's the sassy grandma that really makes it all sing.)
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Anonymous wrote:Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:



Weird hem.

We should also have a bingo card space for obvious spray tan/misapplication of bronzer. Those feet!
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Anonymous wrote:Anyone have a pic of Kimberly Guilfoyle in a spray-on red dress at the RNC. She is absolutely rabid and looks totally inappropriate.



I also had inappropriately sexy dress!! Two squares!


I'm shocked by the Hooters waitress-esque suntan pantyhose.


Thank you! SO WEIRD! I thought she had boots on for a second there.


I bet no one had inappropriately ethnic pantyhose on their bingo card. I'm hoping someone picked up the wrong pair for her and that this was not just another shameless attempt to snag the Latinx vote (in keeping with her "I am Latina, hear me roar" speech).
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Anonymous wrote:Mark a space on your bingo card if you had sleeve fascinator:



Weird hem.

We should also have a bingo card space for obvious spray tan/misapplication of bronzer. Those feet!


This dress is very grandma getting groceries to me but the sleeves give it the “intern with no fashion sense” zing that Ivan’s is well known for here. A nice change from sassy Russian stripper.
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Anonymous wrote:Guilfoyle would look a million times better if she'd just allowed herself to age naturally.

She's made herself into a bizarre cartoon of a human, which is quite sad considering how naturally beautiful she'd still be. had she laid off the surgery.


It’s a bit of an allegory for Trump’s entire life, isn’t it? All these women around him destroy their bodies in a vain attempt to look younger than they are when they could have done fine if they aged naturally.

Just like Trump could have done fine putting all of daddy’s money in an index fund instead of playing “businessman” and leaving a wake of destruction in his path.

Just like Trump probably could have done fine as president if he just showed a minimum of real human emotions, hadn’t flailed around in a panic over Russia, and let experts guide his decisions.

Every chance these people have to do the right thing, they go in the other direction, even if doing the right thing would be vastly less painful.
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Anonymous wrote:Guilfoyle would look a million times better if she'd just allowed herself to age naturally.

She's made herself into a bizarre cartoon of a human, which is quite sad considering how naturally beautiful she'd still be. had she laid off the surgery.



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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka looks like she’s gain a few quarantine lbs.

Speaking of her, what do you all think she has done face wise? She looks remarkably different than when she was a teen. Definitely a nose job...maybe a chin implant? It’s noticeable in younger pictures, but if you look at younger videos of her...wow.


Absolutely. She looks like a completely different person. I like her former self much better.
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