Matt Gaetz leaving congress to be the face of Newsmax?

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Remember this creepy tweet?

Matt Gaetz, circa 2008:
“No homo.”

I never understood why it was creepy. Tiffany's 27. A grown woman.

Because he’s supposed to be a lawmaker who is a serious person crafting policy.
They ( Gaetz and the rest of the Trumpuplicans) just have zero actual interest in governance. It’s just another bullet point in a long list of things that shouldn’t be his focus. It’s such a low bar and they can’t clear it.

Well said. Also, Tiffany was in a long term relationship when he posted this.

Also they are two very strange people with very strange public personae. And whatever else you want to say about ol Tiff she's not really 🔥 so him posting that is also just like, what's going on dude? Are you trying to impress her daddy?

And no I'm not a "hot mom" either - but it was just a weird post about weird people. And everything Gaetz does is so off that it just raises weird questions.

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Anonymous wrote:
Remember this creepy tweet?

Matt Gaetz, circa 2008:
“No homo.”

I never understood why it was creepy. Tiffany's 27. A grown woman.

Because he’s supposed to be a lawmaker who is a serious person crafting policy.
They ( Gaetz and the rest of the Trumpuplicans) just have zero actual interest in governance. It’s just another bullet point in a long list of things that shouldn’t be his focus. It’s such a low bar and they can’t clear it.

Well said. Also, Tiffany was in a long term relationship when he posted this.

Also they are two very strange people with very strange public personae. And whatever else you want to say about ol Tiff she's not really 🔥 so him posting that is also just like, what's going on dude? Are you trying to impress her daddy?

And no I'm not a "hot mom" either - but it was just a weird post about weird people. And everything Gaetz does is so off that it just raises weird questions.

Gaetz was like “I’m sexually attracted to one of your daughters too! We have so much in common!”

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Since he’s lost the weight, Gaetz sometimes looks like Beavis when he’s smiling hard, but also looks Nixon-esque in some photos. Maybe that’s Roger Stone’s influence.

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Anonymous wrote:Since he’s lost the weight, Gaetz sometimes looks like Beavis when he’s smiling hard, but also looks Nixon-esque in some photos. Maybe that’s Roger Stone’s influence.

Eminently punchable.

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When someone tells you who they are...

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I’ll believe it when I see it.

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Anonymous wrote:I’ll believe it when I see it.

They’ll denounce a pedophile who trafficked underage girls? Wow, that’s such a bold step, and in no way do I doubt they’d do that even if he came from a vulnerable district. 🙄

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Joel Greenberg spends 10+ minutes trying to get out of a speeding ticket, saying he wants to avoid headlines (HA!) and that he was heading to a meeting about Hezbollah (huh?j and that’s why he was going 39 in a 25 and the rules can’t possibly apply to him and can he speak to your chief.

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have we discussed Matt's request for preemptive pardon from trump weeks before trump left office?

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He just needs a little professional courtesy. He’s the tax collector, dammit! A speeding citation to the tax collector will be all over the headlines. 😂

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Anonymous wrote:have we discussed Matt's request for preemptive pardon from trump weeks before trump left office?

That's the look of an innocent man right there.

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Anonymous wrote:Joel Greenberg spends 10+ minutes trying to get out of a speeding ticket, saying he wants to avoid headlines (HA!) and that he was heading to a meeting about Hezbollah (huh?j and that’s why he was going 39 in a 25 and the rules can’t possibly apply to him and can he speak to your chief.

Good lord, this guy is a total creep and loser. Seriously pathetic. No wonder his wife is scared of him.

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Curioser and curioser