Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..
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| No mask for him! |
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That kid .. the virus completely messed up his head!.. He could not possibly buy Lamborghini for 3 Dollars! Everybody knows it costs 5 Dollars!
A 5-year-old boy was pulled over in Utah on his way to California to try to buy a Lamborghini (CNN)A 5-year-old boy with $3 in his pocket was pulled over by Utah police while driving his parent's car to California to buy a Lamborghini. The boy left in the SUV after arguing with his mother, who said she would not buy the luxury car for him, Utah Highway Patrol said on Twitter. A trooper spotted the vehicle weaving on Interstate 15 at 30 mph, the Utah Highway Patrol said. https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/05/us/5-year-old-driver-utah-trnd/index.html 
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| “Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'” |
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| “Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.” |
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How appropriate! This seems a natural step. They already speak Italian there no? All the drinks have Italian names and if you dare to speak English there and order a small coffee, they simply don't understand.
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I mean.. from Italian to Latin.. only one step.. Vatican after all is in the heat of the Heart of Italy
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Should the run for the TP became an Olimipic Sport, they already have a proper intro to the Gold Medal.. aka golden trophy..
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