The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That front slit is just so WTF. Who puts a slit in the front of a skirt?

Isn't it obvious? The better to get your p#$$y grabbed.

LOL!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

She looks great - and also I feel like that's too much butt for a first lady. I guess I'd expect that comment from the butherarms crowd and yet here I am.

I dislike her appropriation of suffragette colors, though. Suffragette cosplay as her husband is disenfranchising as many people as he can leaves a bad taste.

Butt she does look great.

I love the outfit but agree the skirt could use some more room in the rear, would have a smoother line.

Victoria's Secret Suit

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:
God, how can anyone take those gorgeous innocent emerald earrings and muck them up with that cheap trashy bubblegum pink dress? UGH.

I was also noticing those earrings and wondering if they are hers to keep in the post-nup. The whole look, other than the earrings, is so very porn-star. Like an 80s movie where the nerd kid’s weird uncle hires a Russian hooker to take him to prom. That’s the dress and the face.

you're thinking of this one:

https://images.app.goo.gl/oG8cefCF2gBMs9zD8

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
God, how can anyone take those gorgeous innocent emerald earrings and muck them up with that cheap trashy bubblegum pink dress? UGH.

I was also noticing those earrings and wondering if they are hers to keep in the post-nup. The whole look, other than the earrings, is so very porn-star. Like an 80s movie where the nerd kid’s weird uncle hires a Russian hooker to take him to prom. That’s the dress and the face.

you're thinking of this one:
https://images.app.goo.gl/oG8cefCF2gBMs9zD8

YES!

[Anonymous]

That is too funny. I’m the PP who wrote that it looks like an 80’s movie and i was thinking of weird science but didn't remember that dress! It must have been buried in my subconscious.

[Anonymous]

Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

[Anonymous]

We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

Excellent list. I’d add birx scarfs and little crosses (on necklaces)—a favorite among Kayleigh and Lara trump’s entourage, but not obviously with Lara.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

Apparently Tiffany will be speaking. She will probably wear white even though it washes her out and makes her look pasty.

SD governor Kristi Noem will speak. I predict she’ll wear blood red and no sleeves to show her senior citizen power arms:

Looking at her arms only, she looks like a very fit 60 something who’s played tennis for many years at the country club several times a week. (Her face and crazy eyes tell a different story.)

(Kayleigh has sorority girl arms—she looks good b/c she’s young but she’s destined to be flabby, Lara has old Madonna arms—too much excercise makes them scary looking.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

I expect great things from Kellyanne. Remember her inaugural Nutcracker uniform. Red, white and blue. Oddly structured and too tight. And still no time to do her hair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

I expect great things from Kellyanne. Remember her inaugural Nutcracker uniform. Red, white and blue. Oddly structured and too tight. And still no time to do her hair.

The one with the pu*sy buttons?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Predictions for GOP convention:

Melania and Ivanka will wear white (privilege) in the rose garden.
Ivanka will wear lady justice red to introduce her dad on Thursday.
Kayleigh will wear no sleeves.
Kellyanne will wear a Birx inspired scarf.

Your predictions?

I expect great things from Kellyanne. Remember her inaugural Nutcracker uniform. Red, white and blue. Oddly structured and too tight. And still no time to do her hair.

Yeah, unfortunately kellyanne will probably still sport over-processed-bedhead.

[Anonymous]

I hope the gun-brandishing homeowners wear their same clothes from that day.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

Omg! She looks swollen. Poor thing. I k ow she is evil but I feel bad she has that face now. She was duped.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We could do a RNC bad fashion bingo card, but I don’t want to have to watch. What would go on it? Visible nipples, peplum, ragged hemming, patriotic cosplay, stiletos, fake eyelashes, inappropriate intern gauzy skirt, sleeveless shell on a speaker (I’ll give it a pass on somewhat not speaking), skin-tight skirt, cropped pants, what else?

Trumpet sleeves on somebody for sure.