The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:The Dynasty poster is really onto something. So MUCH about this family's fashion sense and life choices makes so much more sense when viewed through the lens of an 80s primetime soap. Although I really think Blake Carrington (or John Forsythe!) would make a better president, and Crystal Carrington would definitely be a less wooden First Lady (which is saying something, considering that Linda Evans did not win any emmys for her performance).

Melania is Joan and Ivanka is Linda:

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Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

Very dynasty vibe.

she doesn't have half the class of Joan Collins

Or business acumen. I wish her beauty brand shipped to the US, but alas, the last time I checked they did not.

And STELLAR find, 13:31. The shade is so dark I’m turning on a lamp.

The future’s so bright

I’ve got to wear shades.

She almost looks like she could be Jared’s mom here.

Yeah. I think that every time I see them together. He’s looking younger and Ivanka looks...more like Ivana does now.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

Very dynasty vibe.

she doesn't have half the class of Joan Collins

Or business acumen. I wish her beauty brand shipped to the US, but alas, the last time I checked they did not.

And STELLAR find, 13:31. The shade is so dark I’m turning on a lamp.

The future’s so bright

I’ve got to wear shades.

She almost looks like she could be Jared’s mom here.

Yeah. I think that every time I see them together. He’s looking younger and Ivanka looks...more like Ivana does now.

Vanky looks like Lisa Kudrow in some kind of Lifetime movie in that pic.

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He also seems like he’s lost weight, which would affect the dimples if he loses through his face. I wonder if he’s on some weird all-protein diet. What did the aliens in V eat? Worms?

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Anonymous wrote:He also seems like he’s lost weight, which would affect the dimples if he loses through his face. I wonder if he’s on some weird all-protein diet. What did the aliens in V eat? Worms?

mice

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Anonymous wrote:That front slit is just so WTF. Who puts a slit in the front of a skirt?

Isn't it obvious? The better to get your p#$$y grabbed.

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Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

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Anonymous wrote:Where’s Vanky?

Maybe preparing for distance learning for her kids? He hasn’t tweeted in a week?

Stand corrected. She’s in Wyoming fundraising via zoom:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/pagesix.com/2020/08/17/ivanka-raises-7m-for-donald-trumps-re-election-in-just-four-days/amp/
Part of dnc convention counter programming and yet another vacation paid for by taxpayers $.

Brava!

That look he’s giving her. ICK.

He is looking approvingly down her v-neck.

Gross. Gross. Gross.

The raw edges of her sleeves kill me every time I see this picture.

It’s like she’s trying to be Baroness von Schraeder. But Elsa von S would never be that sloppy. Girlfriend sure likes her goofy sleeves like Mel likes her coats.

Feeling jealous over ivanka’s sleeves, Vanessa 2 claps back with posting a year old photo of herself with a crazy collar:

Your sleeves are that great, vanky.

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Something off about that Melania pic. She looks like something from Ripley's believe it or not. Like some giant robot among regular women.

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Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

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Do plastic surgeons only have one model to work from? I feel like all these women gradually morph into Caitlyn Jenner. Did all their surgeons go to the same school?

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Anonymous wrote:Do plastic surgeons only have one model to work from? I feel like all these women gradually morph into Caitlyn Jenner. Did all their surgeons go to the same school?

Welcome to uncanny valley. Caitlin is a member—even she doesn’t look like her prior self.

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Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

I actually don’t mind her face, but her hair is way too long and lank.

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Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

I actually don’t mind her face, but her hair is way too long and lank.

How can you not mind her face?

All these women turning themselves into muppets. So so creepy.

And she's just heinous as a person to boot.

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Anonymous wrote:Lara speaks to Iowans:

So of course the occasion calls for 80s inspired military band jacket b/c it’s the only denim item in her closet.

Farmer cosplay?

OMG what happened to her face?!?

I actually don’t mind her face, but her hair is way too long and lank.

How can you not mind her face?

All these women turning themselves into muppets. So so creepy.

And she's just heinous as a person to boot.

At the beginning of this administration, fashions were laughably inapppropriate and/or wacky. Now that we’re seeing these people’s faces evolve, it’s strange and sad.