The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:That front slit is just so WTF. Who puts a slit in the front of a skirt?

I remember wearing a skirt like that in the 80s

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Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

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I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

She looks great - and also I feel like that's too much butt for a first lady. I guess I'd expect that comment from the butherarms crowd and yet here I am.

I dislike her appropriation of suffragette colors, though. Suffragette cosplay as her husband is disenfranchising as many people as he can leaves a bad taste.

Butt she does look great.

I love the outfit but agree the skirt could use some more room in the rear, would have a smoother line.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do you think she is wearing a rear enhancing undergarment? The lines are weird.

Yes. The skirt is see through enough that you can see her undergarment through it, and it is clearly shape wear.

Is it normal to wear such tight skirts in professional settings, not that there’s anything normal about this administration.

No that's not normal. I have a skirt with a cut like that (it's not cinching, just cut to skim the curve under the rear)--it's for parties. The whole suit does have an eighties vibe, and front slits have been percolating through for the past several years.

But with shoulder pads that thick, her tailor could have corrected for her listing. Asymmetry works better if it doesn't amplify bad posture.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Where’s Vanky?

Maybe preparing for distance learning for her kids? He hasn’t tweeted in a week?

Stand corrected. She’s in Wyoming fundraising via zoom:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/pagesix.com/2020/08/17/ivanka-raises-7m-for-donald-trumps-re-election-in-just-four-days/amp/
Part of dnc convention counter programming and yet another vacation paid for by taxpayers $.

Brava!

That look he’s giving her. ICK.

He is looking approvingly down her v-neck.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Where’s Vanky?

Maybe preparing for distance learning for her kids? He hasn’t tweeted in a week?

Stand corrected. She’s in Wyoming fundraising via zoom:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/pagesix.com/2020/08/17/ivanka-raises-7m-for-donald-trumps-re-election-in-just-four-days/amp/
Part of dnc convention counter programming and yet another vacation paid for by taxpayers $.

Brava!

That look he’s giving her. ICK.

He is looking approvingly down her v-neck.

Gross. Gross. Gross.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where’s Vanky?

Maybe preparing for distance learning for her kids? He hasn’t tweeted in a week?

Stand corrected. She’s in Wyoming fundraising via zoom:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/pagesix.com/2020/08/17/ivanka-raises-7m-for-donald-trumps-re-election-in-just-four-days/amp/
Part of dnc convention counter programming and yet another vacation paid for by taxpayers $.

Brava!

That look he’s giving her. ICK.

He is looking approvingly down her v-neck.

Gross. Gross. Gross.

The raw edges of her sleeves kill me every time I see this picture.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where’s Vanky?

Maybe preparing for distance learning for her kids? He hasn’t tweeted in a week?

Stand corrected. She’s in Wyoming fundraising via zoom:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/pagesix.com/2020/08/17/ivanka-raises-7m-for-donald-trumps-re-election-in-just-four-days/amp/
Part of dnc convention counter programming and yet another vacation paid for by taxpayers $.

Brava!

That look he’s giving her. ICK.

He is looking approvingly down her v-neck.

Gross. Gross. Gross.

The raw edges of her sleeves kill me every time I see this picture.

It’s like she’s trying to be Baroness von Schraeder. But Elsa von S would never be that sloppy. Girlfriend sure likes her goofy sleeves like Mel likes her coats.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

Very dynasty vibe.

[Anonymous]

That’s funny because Ivanka often wears those gauzy dresses with the neck bow and bloused sleeves like Linda —— (Crystal Carrington) is wearing in the Dynasty clip above. Everytime she does, I post that my GM wore a similar dress to a wedding in the 80s.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

Very dynasty vibe.

she doesn't have half the class of Joan Collins

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That’s funny because Ivanka often wears those gauzy dresses with the neck bow and bloused sleeves like Linda —— (Crystal Carrington) is wearing in the Dynasty clip above. Everytime she does, I post that my GM wore a similar dress to a wedding in the 80s.

Yeah, I think there’s a complicated dynasty-esque triangle at the WH:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

Very dynasty vibe.

she doesn't have half the class of Joan Collins

Or business acumen. I wish her beauty brand shipped to the US, but alas, the last time I checked they did not.

And STELLAR find, 13:31. The shade is so dark I’m turning on a lamp.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

Very dynasty vibe.

she doesn't have half the class of Joan Collins

Or business acumen. I wish her beauty brand shipped to the US, but alas, the last time I checked they did not.

And STELLAR find, 13:31. The shade is so dark I’m turning on a lamp.

The future’s so bright

I’ve got to wear shades.

[Anonymous]

The Dynasty poster is really onto something. So MUCH about this family's fashion sense and life choices makes so much more sense when viewed through the lens of an 80s primetime soap. Although I really think Blake Carrington (or John Forsythe!) would make a better president, and Crystal Carrington would definitely be a less wooden First Lady (which is saying something, considering that Linda Evans did not win any emmys for her performance).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania’s white suit looked great today.

Pics:

I would be okay not seeing the outline of her cheeks, but I can’t hate otherwise.

Yeah, just an ordinary puzzle piece this go round.

Very dynasty vibe.

she doesn't have half the class of Joan Collins

Or business acumen. I wish her beauty brand shipped to the US, but alas, the last time I checked they did not.

And STELLAR find, 13:31. The shade is so dark I’m turning on a lamp.

The future’s so bright

I’ve got to wear shades.

She almost looks like she could be Jared’s mom here.