Ooooh, but somehow ordering doughnuts is his downfall. The doughnuts are coming for you, JD. Social awkwardness is not your fault. You are good wenough, and strong enough, and this time you can make a decision. |
I guess you are just trying to be funny? |
Again, name a Republican who had a better debate performance than JD in a VP or Pres debate in the past 20 or even 30 years. |
You don’t do stuff this goofy / relaxed when you have any doubts about losing. Sorry. |
That's ... not enough, PP. It's not like you can bust out some banging dance moves at Homecoming and have all the girls want to be yours. For that kind of run, you have to have stamina. The only stamina Vance has is with a hot new recliner. |
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These couch jokes totally kill with the self effacing, “white people tacos” crowd, huh? Maybe he should switch gears and make Tik Tok videos showing that he can replace a carburetor and cosplay as blue collar to cover up his CCP ties and cater to henpecked house husbands. That’ll totally move the needle. |
He could try just being a good candidate, though. |
He can’t even answer “was the election stolen?” Conservatives confuse composure and appearance for substance all the time. |
Maybe he should start jerking off and giving blowjobs to microphones. That seems to be a hit with MAGA. |
LOL. I came here to say he’d do better serving some freedom fries and driving a dump truck. |