Anonymous wrote:Reposting from deep in a thread in the Fairfax schools forum, but straight out of the Onion:
Families who attended Cobb elementary school open house test positive for COVID-19 (GA)
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/families-who-atte...19/6ME5XNJXLFCLVM7OTCPQSI5NYY/
“We are super excited to get this school year started! Following our wonderful Sneak a Peek on Thursday, we’ve been notified that several families have positive cases of Covid and attended our event,” the letter stated. “Since this was a fluid event with people mingling throughout the building, we thought it best to send a low risk letter to all families.”
As the district starts the school year, parents on both sides want a choice: A choice to wear a mask. A choice to flip back to virtual learning.
“Keep the masks optional. Those parents who have concerns about their student, absolutely feel free to wear a mask,” parent Amy Buchanan said.
“Cobb County Schools prides itself on being a school system of excellence. What is excellent about putting children in a situation where they can be potentially unsafe?” parent Courtney Johnson said.
So I propose we identify as Amys or Courtneys, for simplicity. I am a Courtney.
This is to emphasize that there are two sides regarding the upcoming school year around the country... and also that Amys are neither very smart nor very nice people.