Just to decompress a little.. Corona virus jockes and funny stories..

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Anonymous wrote:Q: Why they rescheaduled release of the new James Bond movie?

A: They did it in fear of corona virus affecting movie theater attendance.
In short because it is "No time to die" at the box office..

Did the tite jixed it? ?

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Bumping. These are hilarious!!

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Anonymous wrote:The Twenty most deadly things that can kill you now but were not deadly just three months ago ..List:

1. Touching a doorknob
2. Kissing your spouse
3. Hugging grandpa
4. Riding a bus
5. Sneezing
6. Coughing
7. Shopping
8. Eating out
9. Starbucks-ing
10. Watching news
11. Shaking hands
12. Going to work
13. Going to school
14. Going to church
15. Going anywhere..
16. Using a bathroom
17. Ordering pizza
18. Thought running out of toilet paper
19. Standing next to a person less then three feet apart
20. Breathing

Bonus: Signing the delivery services pad while accepting a package

Note:
Cruises and international trips are not included because they were always risky.

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Love it! Make me laugh!

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Love it! Make me laugh!

This is how our Summer travel will look like.

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Scene:Home robbery

Time: Pre~Covid era:


You: Live the house now or I am calling the Police!





The same situatation, Covid era:

You: You guys... come here you.. so caring, wearing all that PPE .. themasks the gloves..just for me... I would give you a hug if it was not for the social distancing.
Do you need any help carrying my plasma tv to your car? Can I make yu a sandwich or something? Anythig really....

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Anonymous wrote:Is it a bra?.. is it a mask? .. you be the judge..

Ha ha my ES kid suggested we could use my bras as masks. LOL