Katherine Schwarzenegger Pratt’s Picture-Perfect Life

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Anonymous wrote:She looks younger than her age, with two babies no less, because she's naturally pretty and has led a clean life. I get the ridicule of nepo babies who are hard partiers and layabouts and jerks. But there's nothing about this young lady in the public domain that suggests she's a bad person.

I actually think she looks young for her age because we're so accustomed to seeing women in the public eye having had work done by their thirties. The light hand with makeup and styling plus keeping her regular human face with no plumped lips or fake eyelashes or big fake tits reads as youthful because nearly every adult woman on TV gets that stuff done now. It's like watching a British TV show and everyone looks bizarrely like people instead of actors - big noses, crooked teeth, no hair extensions. It's striking and makes you realize how accustomed to the other you've become.

That said, I think she looks good for 33. I don't think she looks like a teenager, and I don't think she looks necessarily better at 33 than 33 year olds I know IRL, including those who drink and skip Mass.

Katherine's a teetotaler?

I have no idea. Just replying to the PP's contention that clean livin' should get the credit.

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If she feels her life is perfect and she had the perfect childhood who are we to say otherwise?

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Anonymous wrote:If she feels her life is perfect and she had the perfect childhood who are we to say otherwise?

Anyone who knows her family’s dirty laundry?

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Anonymous wrote:She looks younger than her age, with two babies no less, because she's naturally pretty and has led a clean life. I get the ridicule of nepo babies who are hard partiers and layabouts and jerks. But there's nothing about this young lady in the public domain that suggests she's a bad person.

I actually think she looks young for her age because we're so accustomed to seeing women in the public eye having had work done by their thirties. The light hand with makeup and styling plus keeping her regular human face with no plumped lips or fake eyelashes or big fake tits reads as youthful because nearly every adult woman on TV gets that stuff done now. It's like watching a British TV show and everyone looks bizarrely like people instead of actors - big noses, crooked teeth, no hair extensions. It's striking and makes you realize how accustomed to the other you've become.

That said, I think she looks good for 33. I don't think she looks like a teenager, and I don't think she looks necessarily better at 33 than 33 year olds I know IRL, including those who drink and skip Mass.

Katherine's a teetotaler?

I have no idea. Just replying to the PP's contention that clean livin' should get the credit.

She’s either a white wine girl or an antidepressant girl.

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Anonymous wrote:If she feels her life is perfect and she had the perfect childhood who are we to say otherwise?

Objectively, her life isn’t perfect. Dad cheated on mom. Half brother she ignores (?). Navigating being a step mom. Husband has made several public missteps.

But I agree with you - maybe it’s toxic positivity, maybe it’s her faith, or maybe she’s just a really healthy, happy individual who can deal with the imperfections of life. Either way, if she’s happy and feels her life is perfect, good for her.

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Anonymous wrote:If she feels her life is perfect and she had the perfect childhood who are we to say otherwise?

Objectively, her life isn’t perfect. Dad cheated on mom. Half brother she ignores (?). Navigating being a step mom. Husband has made several public missteps.

But I agree with you - maybe it’s toxic positivity, maybe it’s her faith, or maybe she’s just a really healthy, happy individual who can deal with the imperfections of life. Either way, if she’s happy and feels her life is perfect, good for her.

Yes, good for her! Absolutely. The goal in life is being content. But I don’t see why there’s an article in the NYT about a woman who’s content because she was born wealthy and famous and married wealthy and famous. How is that breaking news at 11?

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt wants to be the next Ronald Reagan. I think he runs as a “sane Republican” in some sort of election in the next 5-10 years. He won’t be MAGA, but he will run on the resentments of conservatives (just like Reagan).

He will do it when the kids are a bit older, but needs to do it while his wife is still pretty and youthful.

The big question is where he runs. He could easily win the GOP nomination for Governor in California, but the demographics have changed a lot since Arnold won. Lots of white voters have left the state, particularly retiring Boomers. The state has lurched leftward. He needs a convincing win to have a political future.

She is sooooo ready to play the politician’s wife.

This was my exact thought. But why? He doesn’t seem very bright.

Why?

Ego. I guarantee he’s being courted by GOP operatives/fundraisers who are telling him they will clear the decks for him in case he decides to run in California.

The most difficult problem to overcome in politics is name recognition. That’s why Matt Gaetz and MGT get up to those public antics.

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Anonymous wrote:It really drives the bitter malcontent wannabe girl bosses here nuts when an idle woman is pretty, skinny, rich, married, with kids — and devout. Clutch the pearls - she CAN’T be perfect. Or maybe she is and it makes you jealous as hell.

Nope, none of us need her advice, that's what we are mocking.

Pretty can be made with enough money.
Skinny can be made with enough money.
Rich = money.
Married= is it really a good deal unless you have money?
Kids= made way easier with money
Devout= I personally believe religious indoctrination-especially evangelical- is the main source of evil in this world so nope not interested in her opinions

That fact that she thinks she has something original to say when her entire existence is because of mommy and daddy money.....she is just a snake-oil columnist.

Judging by the photo posted, pretty cannot he made with enough money.

PP that posted the photo - I posted it because I actually think she IS pretty and I've seen a lot of photos of her looking much better. I feel like this photo was another dig at her.

She’s classically gorgeous. And it’s obvious the bitter hags in this thread are jealous of that fact, along with her rich husband, beautiful children, and her commitment to her faith.

Gorgeous? Come on now. She's blandly pleasant looking and cute at best in a very dime a dozen way. She's not turning heads on the street.

And you are? You’re all seething in this thread because you’re jealous of everything she has and everything she represents. Because she didn’t go to college for 8 years and get an pointless frequent flier email job like y’all, and in the end she bagged a filthy rich husband and has a gorgeous all-American family. It stings.

I think the only person envious of her is you. All the rest of us are unimpressed.

If she and Chris and two adorable kids walk into a random suburban restaurant heads will turn. They’re a very attractive family. People have eyes.

No. They are normal looking white people.

+1 They are both on the attractive side of normal because they're height/weight proportionate, have even features, teeth that came from orthodontia, etc. He's edged toward hot as he got into Marvel shape. But the idea that she's "classically gorgeous" or that heads would turn if they walked into a restaurant with their kids is just fanfic.

I get why her whole persona (nepo baby/fake religious/social climber+anchorer) bothers people but I still thought the profile was kind of harsh. Funny to read, but she must be wondering what she did to piss the writer off.

Fake religious? What are you talking about? You people are so jealous it's hilarious.

Someone raised Catholic who goes on to baptize her children in the Catholic faith was only hanging around Hillsong because it was a see-and-be-seen scene. And she met a big star there and married him, so it worked. But she was not attending due to religious conviction. People bringing up Hillsong to prove she's Christian don't understand Catholicism or Evangelicalism.

There's nothing "fake religious" about briefly attending another church. You sound unhinged. Seek help.

DP. You clearly don’t know anything about evangelical Christianity. They literally view the veneration of the Virgin Mary as borderline demonic and do not consider most Catholics Christian.

No we don't. Get a life.

“Among concerns Evangelicals have about Roman Catholics: the extent of papal authority that calls into question the authority of Scripture; prayers to saints and Mary’s role as an “intercessor to Christ”; a stress on faith and good works that challenges Evangelical understanding of faith alone as justifying”

https://www.catholicregister.org/faith/item/30102-catholics-through-evangelical-eyes

I’ll get a life when you get a rudimentary understanding of Protestant theology.

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Anonymous wrote:She looks younger than her age, with two babies no less, because she's naturally pretty and has led a clean life. I get the ridicule of nepo babies who are hard partiers and layabouts and jerks. But there's nothing about this young lady in the public domain that suggests she's a bad person.

Clean life? She literally looks exactly like her brother who dated Miley Cyrus.

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt wants to be the next Ronald Reagan. I think he runs as a “sane Republican” in some sort of election in the next 5-10 years. He won’t be MAGA, but he will run on the resentments of conservatives (just like Reagan).

He will do it when the kids are a bit older, but needs to do it while his wife is still pretty and youthful.

The big question is where he runs. He could easily win the GOP nomination for Governor in California, but the demographics have changed a lot since Arnold won. Lots of white voters have left the state, particularly retiring Boomers. The state has lurched leftward. He needs a convincing win to have a political future.

She is sooooo ready to play the politician’s wife.

I don’t see that working for him. He has no charisma, a weird background including when he was a stripper, and perhaps worst of all donated to Obama in 2012!

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Anonymous wrote:If she feels her life is perfect and she had the perfect childhood who are we to say otherwise?

Objectively, her life isn’t perfect. Dad cheated on mom. Half brother she ignores (?). Navigating being a step mom. Husband has made several public missteps.

But I agree with you - maybe it’s toxic positivity, maybe it’s her faith, or maybe she’s just a really healthy, happy individual who can deal with the imperfections of life. Either way, if she’s happy and feels her life is perfect, good for her.

Yes, good for her! Absolutely. The goal in life is being content. But I don’t see why there’s an article in the NYT about a woman who’s content because she was born wealthy and famous and married wealthy and famous. How is that breaking news at 11?

This. Reading it makes me think a bit about Maria Shriver and how she, of course, is also a nepo baby who got a huge leg up in life. But I actually have found her a compelling speaker in the past (I haven't thought about her for years) and she did have a fairly successful career in broadcast journalism that I think was earned to the degree that she was good at it. Obviously she got her start because of her name and connections, but she has a real presence on camera, is smart and insightful when she speaks, and also has the aesthetics of television news and commentary down (her voice is well suited for it but I would bet you anything she also worked at that). So I can imagine reading a profile of a 33-year-old Maria Shriver and thinking "huh, she's lucky in a lot of ways but still an interesting person." I wouldn't sit there thinking "why does this profile exist, why am I being asked to think or look at this person?" She had a real career in her own right and it always seemed like she had something to say that was worth at least hearing out.

That is not the impression I get from Katherine at all. She just seems empty. Nothing she says means anything. I can't think of a single quote or anecdote from this profile that would stick with me, except maybe the image of her standing in her house holding a child on one hip will eating gourmet crackers with the other. Which is not a particularly impressive takeaway for someone who is theoretically promoting a book.

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt is SO INCREDIBLY HOT!!!!!!
...sorry not sorry..

I used to love him and was happy when his career began to blossom. Around the time that Anna had their son their was an article that put me off of him forever. From what I recall they knew there were issues with the pregnancy and a lot of the article was about him making deals with god that the baby would be ok. He was extreme and seemed obsessed. It wasn't normal and he seemed to blame Anna for the problems. I dealt with similar issues in my pregnancy and hated his comments. I believe in the same article he admitted that he was stockpiling guns which of course freaked out Ana. He discussed it as concern for his family after having a child. I didn't buy that at all. I didn't know anything about qanon and their crazy beliefs but he clearly was following something like q crap and seemed to think the end times were a'comin. The impression I walked away with was he really upset at not having a normal child, blamed his wife for those issues, believes crazy q type stuff, and is as dumb as a box of rocks. He may actually be dumber than that. I felt so sorry for Anna and never liked him again.

Also, dummy me. I didn't realize that was Anna Faris in the garden of eden superbowl ad.

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Anonymous wrote:Chris Pratt is SO INCREDIBLY HOT!!!!!!
...sorry not sorry..

Hot, charming, rich, famous, and devoted to his faith. With a very pretty and skinny SAHM wife and two adorable children. They have it all. And it makes the angry wenches here seethe.

It's hilarious that you have to mention she's skinny. She's only useful as a vessel for him and she must be skinny and pretty, right? Nothing else matters when it comes to women.

Btw he's DUMBBBBB. And believes crazy things. There is nothing hot about that.

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Anonymous wrote:I do enjoy following her social media. I'm also a millennial mom of young kids, but I know my life is actually nothing like hers. It's inspirational even if fictional or unattainable.

I'm not sure you know what any of these words mean.

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“I know this sounds crazy, but I really would love to just do exactly what they did,” she said of her parents.

She's delusional. So she also wants her husband to sleep with the cleaning lady and have a secret love child?