Quarantine Confessions (share yours here)

[Anonymous]

DW and I had sexy time in the mid-afternoon in between conference calls while our toddler was napping. It was awesome. Thinking we can spice it up with some “office role play” in the coming weeks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DW and I had sexy time in the mid-afternoon in between conference calls while our toddler was napping. It was awesome. Thinking we can spice it up with some “office role play” in the coming weeks.

Oh, I like that idea!
G/F has been staying with me and I can put on a suit and tie, she can wear a short dress with thigh highs and garters, and take some "dictation"!

[Anonymous]

Everyone in my social group is taking a quick vacation. Don’t think I will be meeting up with them again soon.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Confession I wouldn’t admit anywhere? I LOVE being quarantined and Teleworking full time. I’m completely privileged because I have an awesome DH and kids that are doing really great with this quarantine and a truly great au pair to help out 6 -8 hours a weekday while we telework. Total introvert here and feeling like a weight off my shoulders when everyone is on the same page re not socializing. I even got slightly annoyed when I saw my Facebook friend had organized a virtual happy hour. Part of me was like: cmon, can’t we all just be alone with ourselves for a bit? I know I know.

Same.

I also love there’s no societal expectation to socialize anymore.

No friends demanding I meet them for coffee just so they can complain an hour about their husband.

No one begging me to pick up or watch their kids — JUST TODAY.

No relatives trying to one up me on vacations - we’re heading to Sydney for a week, where are you and Steve going?

It’s just so so nice and peaceful.

I agree, I'm happy about the bolded. Although for me, it's friends bragging. We're headed to Europe for Spring Break, where are you going? Before I felt guilty about not being able to go somewhere. Now we're all in the same boat.

I must be lucky... or is that unlucky? I have friends and family I actually like and miss.

[Anonymous]

We've been screwing like rabbits

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I knew people were posting in the travel forum happy that other people’s vacation plans were being canceled.

There was a distinct gleeful “haha” tone to a lot of those posts about borders closing and flights being canceled.

That’s a really shitty attitude to take btw. You should be embarrassed to admit that.

haha

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Anonymous wrote:I am a teacher. I make amazing lesson plans getting middle schoolers engaged and successful in math on a daily basis. I can scaffold and differentiate like no one else.

Confession: I am struggling trying to teach my 6 year old one on one.

I am bored, he is bored, I am ready to throw in the towel and have a Mario kart challenge all week instead. I downloaded abcmouse (boring) and adventure academy (“can not connect to server”) to be my savior, but they have failed me.

I am telling myself he was way ahead when schools closed, so missing a few months is no big deal and we will just bake cookies and it will be okay.

I know that these are confessions, but this is super lame. Find some topics/stories that he is interested in and go to town. Look at pinterest.

Nah.

[Anonymous]

I’m so irritated at people who scold other people about how to take care of their kids, especially about teaching kids stuff. Good lord it’s like academia is everything. And this is coming from somebody with a doctorate.

[Anonymous]

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We’re famous!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I secretly think that this is meant to be as a way of “clearing up the forest”.
Look how much cleaner the world has become- the air, the water...
also, there are so many seniors in care homes whose relatives will be secretly relieved if they died.
There are homeless people who are supposedly harder hit by the virus; in any case, I see much fewer of them now...
I think this is a means to rebalance the world...

You mean like climate change?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:THANK YOU to all those saying they’ve barely worked this week/today/whenever. I’m was feeling so incredibly guilty but am so exhausted from cleaning everything, distracted by the news, stalking websites for products, that I’ve barely gotten anything done this week. I have to submit a daily report and have been pretty much making it up. And this is such a perfect time for me to catch up on work and do some much needed file/email clean up and organization yet I’m blowing it big time.

My confession is: I haven’t wore panties since last week. Shower every day and put in a clean nightgown (bra is optional) but no panties. I’m telling myself that is healthy to let the vagina breathe.

I let my vagina breathe every night when I go to bed. I assume it has very healthy lungs.

[Anonymous]

I confess my oldest in middle school, likes Khan Academy better than her class because she can go faster. I admit she is smart and I am dumb and have no earthly idea how to do that math.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DW and I had sexy time in the mid-afternoon in between conference calls while our toddler was napping. It was awesome. Thinking we can spice it up with some “office role play” in the coming weeks.

Oh, I like that idea!
G/F has been staying with me and I can put on a suit and tie, she can wear a short dress with thigh highs and garters, and take some "dictation"!

I just completed my third oral report of the week!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I bought cupcakes during my grocery run and hid them in the basement fridge. I’m going to sneak-eat them after everyone’s asleep. Judge away, I don’t care.

neither do we.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I secretly think that this is meant to be as a way of “clearing up the forest”.
Look how much cleaner the world has become- the air, the water...
also, there are so many seniors in care homes whose relatives will be secretly relieved if they died.
There are homeless people who are supposedly harder hit by the virus; in any case, I see much fewer of them now...
I think this is a means to rebalance the world...

Just so long as you're not part of the rebalancing, I take it?