Transplants vs DC Natives

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Anonymous wrote:I cant stand all you transplants - your lingo is the dead give away. I don't know anyone actually from hear who over and over and over wants to talk about people from "the district" or "DC proper" versus "the burbs." nobody here uses these phrases that I've ever known.

We talk more like this:

I'm from the DC or I'm from the DC area. Really, me too - where did you go to high school? Oh, did you know ____? Where are you living now? Oh, blah blah blah.

We say "inside the beltway" or "outside the beltway." We never say "burbs."

We do sometimes say "exburbs" though, particularly for Loudoun County. Frederick is just "fredneck" or for some "Urbana." Howard is just Howard.

x2. They should write this in a pamphlet for transplants to read so they all don't sound so goddam provincial and annoying.

And I will take your pamphlet and throw it in your goddamn smug faces, and DARE you to do something about it.

Who in the HELL do you people think you are? You own nothing--absolutely NOTHING--but your shitty, crumbling, overpriced houses. Stay in your own lane and keep living in the past about how great this place used to be, but you WILL deal with the fact that transplants have come, we are here, some of us will stay, some of us won't, and there isn't a DAMN thing you can do about it.

I will call DC and it's surrounding areas whatever I want, and you won't do anything about it. Ever. Except get on here and complain about it, because that is the extent of your power and influence as a "native".

Eh, [b]we can laugh at you behind your back and exclude you from plenty of clubs and social events because we think you sound (and are) provincial. Just like I'm laughing at the burst of rage you seem to be experiencing at the fact that natives look down at you.

Seriously- get a fucking grip, dude.

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Your area high school is calling - they say they want you to give them 1982 back.

Loser.

You'll never get into my clubs *or* parties, so I'm not worried about you.

Oh, the transplants have clubs now?

Do go on... this should be entertaining...

You wish you knew.

Ha! The most popular thread on DCUM is about country clubs.

Sorry, bud. No one cares about transplant "clubs" (if they even exist at all). Most people care about native clubs.

It's just reality.

The reality is: you wish you knew.

Maybe if you repeat it several times it will be true...

[Anonymous]

The only annoying thing about transplant is the constant bashing of the DC area; you start to wonder well why are you here? Well its usually because their so called "superior" city provided them ZERO employment opportunities unlike the DC area. I'm sure London, Pairs, NY, San Fran, Austin etc are all GREAT CITIES when you are EMPLOYED. They couldn't make a decent salary in their "superior" city so they had to come to one where they could. Its a humbling experience for them. So they will bash all day but never actually LEAVE LOL

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about the obsession that transplants have with new builds and granite countertops? I just don't get it.

Can we talk about the jealousy that natives have about new houses; and their judgments about the hot wives moving into town?

uh, ok. I'll wager my CP Victorian against your Loudoun County track mansion any day. And hot wives? Really?

[Anonymous]

Sorry - tract mansion. Auto correct.

[Anonymous]

Guys, guys, the insults are getting ridiculous! Everybody chill out!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about the obsession that transplants have with new builds and granite countertops? I just don't get it.

Can we talk about the jealousy that natives have about new houses; and their judgments about the hot wives moving into town?

uh, ok. I'll wager my CP Victorian against your Loudoun County track mansion any day. And hot wives? Really?

Bahaha agreed. Not to mention- bought at well below current market value. So making a big return on income.

It's fun to be a Native

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Anonymous wrote:I cant stand all you transplants - your lingo is the dead give away. I don't know anyone actually from hear who over and over and over wants to talk about people from "the district" or "DC proper" versus "the burbs." nobody here uses these phrases that I've ever known.

We talk more like this:

I'm from the DC or I'm from the DC area. Really, me too - where did you go to high school? Oh, did you know ____? Where are you living now? Oh, blah blah blah.

We say "inside the beltway" or "outside the beltway." We never say "burbs."

We do sometimes say "exburbs" though, particularly for Loudoun County. Frederick is just "fredneck" or for some "Urbana." Howard is just Howard.

x2. They should write this in a pamphlet for transplants to read so they all don't sound so goddam provincial and annoying.

And I will take your pamphlet and throw it in your goddamn smug faces, and DARE you to do something about it.

Who in the HELL do you people think you are? You own nothing--absolutely NOTHING--but your shitty, crumbling, overpriced houses. Stay in your own lane and keep living in the past about how great this place used to be, but you WILL deal with the fact that transplants have come, we are here, some of us will stay, some of us won't, and there isn't a DAMN thing you can do about it.

I will call DC and it's surrounding areas whatever I want, and you won't do anything about it. Ever. Except get on here and complain about it, because that is the extent of your power and influence as a "native".

Eh, [b]we can laugh at you behind your back and exclude you from plenty of clubs and social events because we think you sound (and are) provincial. Just like I'm laughing at the burst of rage you seem to be experiencing at the fact that natives look down at you.

Seriously- get a fucking grip, dude.

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Your area high school is calling - they say they want you to give them 1982 back.

Loser.

You'll never get into my clubs *or* parties, so I'm not worried about you.

Oh, the transplants have clubs now?

Do go on... this should be entertaining...

You wish you knew.

Ha! The most popular thread on DCUM is about country clubs.

Sorry, bud. No one cares about transplant "clubs" (if they even exist at all). Most people care about native clubs.

It's just reality.

The reality is: you wish you knew.

Maybe if you repeat it several times it will be true...

Too bad it is: you wish you knew.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about the obsession that transplants have with new builds and granite countertops? I just don't get it.

Can we talk about the jealousy that natives have about new houses; and their judgments about the hot wives moving into town?

uh, ok. I'll wager my CP Victorian against your Loudoun County track mansion any day. And hot wives? Really?

Bahaha agreed. Not to mention- bought at well below current market value. So making a big return on income.

It's fun to be a Native

Yes, but can you afford your taxes? Or do you spend all day just hating on what you (incorrectly) think is "new money"? And hot wives? And new houses? And everything else the transplants have? A rhetorical question, of course. But natives, you really do seem perfectly happy. No really, you do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about the obsession that transplants have with new builds and granite countertops? I just don't get it.

Can we talk about the jealousy that natives have about new houses; and their judgments about the hot wives moving into town?

uh, ok. I'll wager my CP Victorian against your Loudoun County track mansion any day. And hot wives? Really?

Bahaha agreed. Not to mention- bought at well below current market value. So making a big return on income.

It's fun to be a Native

Yes, but can you afford your taxes? Or do you spend all day just hating on what you (incorrectly) think is "new money"? And hot wives? And new houses? And everything else the transplants have? A rhetorical question, of course. But natives, you really do seem perfectly happy. No really, you do.

Can I afford my taxes? LOL. Yes I can. And private school. And a country club. Along with lots of other perks, that the natives, needless to say, could never enjoy.

As for a hot wife? I am a hot wife, baby. And I have a hot, native husband. Wouldn't want it any other way.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I cant stand all you transplants - your lingo is the dead give away. I don't know anyone actually from hear who over and over and over wants to talk about people from "the district" or "DC proper" versus "the burbs." nobody here uses these phrases that I've ever known.

We talk more like this:

I'm from the DC or I'm from the DC area. Really, me too - where did you go to high school? Oh, did you know ____? Where are you living now? Oh, blah blah blah.

We say "inside the beltway" or "outside the beltway." We never say "burbs."

We do sometimes say "exburbs" though, particularly for Loudoun County. Frederick is just "fredneck" or for some "Urbana." Howard is just Howard.

x2. They should write this in a pamphlet for transplants to read so they all don't sound so goddam provincial and annoying.

And I will take your pamphlet and throw it in your goddamn smug faces, and DARE you to do something about it.

Who in the HELL do you people think you are? You own nothing--absolutely NOTHING--but your shitty, crumbling, overpriced houses. Stay in your own lane and keep living in the past about how great this place used to be, but you WILL deal with the fact that transplants have come, we are here, some of us will stay, some of us won't, and there isn't a DAMN thing you can do about it.

I will call DC and it's surrounding areas whatever I want, and you won't do anything about it. Ever. Except get on here and complain about it, because that is the extent of your power and influence as a "native".

Eh, [b]we can laugh at you behind your back and exclude you from plenty of clubs and social events because we think you sound (and are) provincial. Just like I'm laughing at the burst of rage you seem to be experiencing at the fact that natives look down at you.

Seriously- get a fucking grip, dude.

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Your area high school is calling - they say they want you to give them 1982 back.

Loser.

You'll never get into my clubs *or* parties, so I'm not worried about you.

Oh, the transplants have clubs now?

Do go on... this should be entertaining...

You wish you knew.

Ha! The most popular thread on DCUM is about country clubs.

Sorry, bud. No one cares about transplant "clubs" (if they even exist at all). Most people care about native clubs.

It's just reality.

The reality is: you wish you knew.

Maybe if you repeat it several times it will be true...

Too bad it is: you wish you knew.

This is fun.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about the obsession that transplants have with new builds and granite countertops? I just don't get it.

Can we talk about the jealousy that natives have about new houses; and their judgments about the hot wives moving into town?

uh, ok. I'll wager my CP Victorian against your Loudoun County track mansion any day. And hot wives? Really?

Bahaha agreed. Not to mention- bought at well below current market value. So making a big return on income.

It's fun to be a Native

Yes, but can you afford your taxes? Or do you spend all day just hating on what you (incorrectly) think is "new money"? And hot wives? And new houses? And everything else the transplants have? A rhetorical question, of course. But natives, you really do seem perfectly happy. No really, you do.

Can I afford my taxes? LOL. Yes I can. And private school. And a country club. Along with lots of other perks, that the natives, needless to say, could never enjoy.

As for a hot wife? I am a hot wife, baby. And I have a hot, native husband. Wouldn't want it any other way.

What do the cronies from private school say when they drive up to your shit shack?

[Anonymous]

Natives don't go around calling every little up and coming neighborhood (by which I mean where whites are moving in) "SoMa" or "NoMa" or whatever. Natives don't look down on their noses at Upper NW's lack of "grit". And natives don't really care what transplants think of their city.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can we talk about the obsession that transplants have with new builds and granite countertops? I just don't get it.

Can we talk about the jealousy that natives have about new houses; and their judgments about the hot wives moving into town?

uh, ok. I'll wager my CP Victorian against your Loudoun County track mansion any day. And hot wives? Really?

Bahaha agreed. Not to mention- bought at well below current market value. So making a big return on income.

It's fun to be a Native

Yes, but can you afford your taxes? Or do you spend all day just hating on what you (incorrectly) think is "new money"? And hot wives? And new houses? And everything else the transplants have? A rhetorical question, of course. But natives, you really do seem perfectly happy. No really, you do.

Can I afford my taxes? LOL. Yes I can. And private school. And a country club. Along with lots of other perks, that the natives, needless to say, could never enjoy.

As for a hot wife? I am a hot wife, baby. And I have a hot, native husband. Wouldn't want it any other way.

Ditto for me PP. We probably know each other IRL. What HS did you go to? JK - don't want to out ourselves on this board.

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Anonymous wrote:Natives don't go around calling every little up and coming neighborhood (by which I mean where whites are moving in) "SoMa" or "NoMa" or whatever. Natives don't look down on their noses at Upper NW's lack of "grit". And natives don't really care what transplants think of their city.

Excellent. Is that why you bothered to post? Interesting.

[Anonymous]

Lordy, don't get me started on the harpy, hag "native" wives...