The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^ I see you folks are running out of material. Probably because of the pandemic.

Just waiting for deets on this beaded mask leash:


Yay! cuff vents are being moved to the front of women's sleeves:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Colorado Public Radio just shared on their FB page that Ivanka will be at Rocky Mountain National Park tomorrow and on Friday visiting a child care facility in Denver. What kind of cosplay outfits do we think she'll show up in?

RNP: Cowboy hat; red bandana patterned shirt with ruffles and peplum, khakhi skirt with some odd detail; stilleto ankle boots
Childcare facility: Flowered chiffon see-through skirt, top in a color that doesn't match, also see-through, white stilletos (I think she's finally dumped the dyed to match prom pumps).

(This could be a fun little game to see if any of us get it right -- no fair being really vague like saying "something inappropriate and frilly")

Ha!
RMNP: a strange pair of pants, really high boots, a western shirt with maybe a floral yoke, and a hat that evokes a cowboy hat, but isn’t one.
Childcare facility: dirndl-style denim dress with a brightly colored pair of heels that ever so slightly doesn’t match the pattern on the mask which will look reminiscent of the patterns from 1970s Soviet Union.

I got strange pair of pants, and western shirt (sort of) but no florals and no cowboy hat.

She looks like a tool with those pants hiked up to 1930s level men’s pants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^ I see you folks are running out of material. Probably because of the pandemic.

Just waiting for deets on this beaded mask leash:


Yay! cuff vents are being moved to the front of women's sleeves:

She looks like she’s a monster of the week in the X-Files. She’s even at a lake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^ I see you folks are running out of material. Probably because of the pandemic.

Just waiting for deets on this beaded mask leash:


Yay! cuff vents are being moved to the front of women's sleeves:

She looks like she’s a monster of the week in the X-Files. She’s even at a lake.

She and the park ranger are looking at each other like they don’t recognize the foreign species before them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^ I see you folks are running out of material. Probably because of the pandemic.

Just waiting for deets on this beaded mask leash:


Yay! cuff vents are being moved to the front of women's sleeves:

She looks like she’s a monster of the week in the X-Files. She’s even at a lake.

She and the park ranger are looking at each other like they don’t recognize the foreign species before them.

haha

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^ I see you folks are running out of material. Probably because of the pandemic.

Just waiting for deets on this beaded mask leash:


Yay! cuff vents are being moved to the front of women's sleeves:

Perfectly fine shirt... so of course she had to add weird cuffs.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Cast reunion for pretty little liars:


Oh, never mind, it’s just Lara Trump on the campaign trail:

Wavin’ Her mask in the air like she just don’t care...

She obviously didn’t get ivanka’s memo that nip slips are so 2019.

With all their money can’t these women find a decent bra?

I think it is intentional.

They think they’re cute.

They’re wrong.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^ I see you folks are running out of material. Probably because of the pandemic.

Just waiting for deets on this beaded mask leash:


Yay! cuff vents are being moved to the front of women's sleeves:

Perfectly fine shirt... so of course she had to add weird cuffs.

And had to cinch the belt tight enough it hurts to look at.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Which one is Lara? Eric’s wife? Her taste in dresses is like her taste in men—that putty colored one is depressingly bland, inappropriate, and inexplicably ugly at the same time.

Spot on.




It’s like the their relationship is the villain from an 80s teen movie.

It's not Melania-Ivanka-Kimberly levels of surgery, but the work is pretty obvious. Facelift, lots of botox, maybe some chin work.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Someone commented on this a few months ago, and I think they hit the nail on the head. Ivanka thinks she’s a new, modern Kennedy. She wants to be a fashion icon who wears interesting, art-like clothing. She wants to be talked about like Jackie O. But she doesn’t seem to have that gift, and her purchased figure also makes this difficult. So instead she flounders around, avoiding professional boring suits, and instead wears ill-fitting, inappropriate outfits.

Yes! She wants to be a Jackie-O/like the European Queens/an iconic woman whom everybody will be talking about for years to come. She wanted her kids to have the same type of "Aww.." effect as John Jr.'s and Caroline's White House pictures, like how everyone gushes over the Cambridge kids. That's what she wanted her little family to be.

If only she could have reined her father in, she could have gotten what she wanted. She only has her father to blame for not elevating her to beloved/respected icon status.

Um, also her completely whackadoodle fashion sense...

This is old but was posted elsewhere recently. She won't live these outfits down, they are her natural state.

OMG, she looks like that girl who went to Paris the summer between 9th and 10th grade and now fancies herself to be fashionable French and wants everyone to know it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone commented on this a few months ago, and I think they hit the nail on the head. Ivanka thinks she’s a new, modern Kennedy. She wants to be a fashion icon who wears interesting, art-like clothing. She wants to be talked about like Jackie O. But she doesn’t seem to have that gift, and her purchased figure also makes this difficult. So instead she flounders around, avoiding professional boring suits, and instead wears ill-fitting, inappropriate outfits.

Yes! She wants to be a Jackie-O/like the European Queens/an iconic woman whom everybody will be talking about for years to come. She wanted her kids to have the same type of "Aww.." effect as John Jr.'s and Caroline's White House pictures, like how everyone gushes over the Cambridge kids. That's what she wanted her little family to be.

If only she could have reined her father in, she could have gotten what she wanted. She only has her father to blame for not elevating her to beloved/respected icon status.

Um, also her completely whackadoodle fashion sense...

This is old but was posted elsewhere recently. She won't live these outfits down, they are her natural state.

Ha! It also makes no sense to me because she must be roasting on top and freezing on the bottom. She’s dressed for two different climates.

OMG, she looks like that girl who went to Paris the summer between 9th and 10th grade and now fancies herself to be fashionable French and wants everyone to know it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone commented on this a few months ago, and I think they hit the nail on the head. Ivanka thinks she’s a new, modern Kennedy. She wants to be a fashion icon who wears interesting, art-like clothing. She wants to be talked about like Jackie O. But she doesn’t seem to have that gift, and her purchased figure also makes this difficult. So instead she flounders around, avoiding professional boring suits, and instead wears ill-fitting, inappropriate outfits.

Yes! She wants to be a Jackie-O/like the European Queens/an iconic woman whom everybody will be talking about for years to come. She wanted her kids to have the same type of "Aww.." effect as John Jr.'s and Caroline's White House pictures, like how everyone gushes over the Cambridge kids. That's what she wanted her little family to be.

If only she could have reined her father in, she could have gotten what she wanted. She only has her father to blame for not elevating her to beloved/respected icon status.

Um, also her completely whackadoodle fashion sense...

This is old but was posted elsewhere recently. She won't live these outfits down, they are her natural state.

Ha! It also makes no sense to me because she must be roasting on top and freezing on the bottom. She’s dressed for two different climates.

OMG, she looks like that girl who went to Paris the summer between 9th and 10th grade and now fancies herself to be fashionable French and wants everyone to know it.

Definitely from the “striving to be the ‘Jewish Kennedys’” collection.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone commented on this a few months ago, and I think they hit the nail on the head. Ivanka thinks she’s a new, modern Kennedy. She wants to be a fashion icon who wears interesting, art-like clothing. She wants to be talked about like Jackie O. But she doesn’t seem to have that gift, and her purchased figure also makes this difficult. So instead she flounders around, avoiding professional boring suits, and instead wears ill-fitting, inappropriate outfits.

Yes! She wants to be a Jackie-O/like the European Queens/an iconic woman whom everybody will be talking about for years to come. She wanted her kids to have the same type of "Aww.." effect as John Jr.'s and Caroline's White House pictures, like how everyone gushes over the Cambridge kids. That's what she wanted her little family to be.

If only she could have reined her father in, she could have gotten what she wanted. She only has her father to blame for not elevating her to beloved/respected icon status.

Um, also her completely whackadoodle fashion sense...

This is old but was posted elsewhere recently. She won't live these outfits down, they are her natural state.

Ha! It also makes no sense to me because she must be roasting on top and freezing on the bottom. She’s dressed for two different climates.

OMG, she looks like that girl who went to Paris the summer between 9th and 10th grade and now fancies herself to be fashionable French and wants everyone to know it.

Definitely from the “striving to be the ‘Jewish Kennedys’” collection.

Mais non! It’s from the gossip girl collection:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Get your bingo cards out:


Skinny jeans, little house on the prairie boots that have never touched the earth before, and striped button down.

I think she drew her inspiration from Barbie country kicks:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Get your bingo cards out:


Skinny jeans, little house on the prairie boots that have never touched the earth before, and striped button down.

I think she drew her inspiration from Barbie country kicks:

Well, I was about to say that this was a solid win for Ivanka, but I think Barbie wore it better. As PP noted, the vertical stripes really work for her, and I like the shirt except for the weird cuffs. She managed to be both professional/covered and casual for touring a national park, which is exactly how a normal woman would approach this sort of tour. That's all really, really extraordinary for her, so let's give some credit. I'm fine with the high-rise jeans, although would prefer a little looser leg (hers look like the madewell ones I bought but now resent because I thought the legs would be wider). I like the idea of a leather belt, but there's something about this one that's not really working for me -- Barbie's seems better for some reason. And no stilletos, which is phenomenal (I think these are the boots she bought for their dude ranch vacation after the Mt Rushmore rally, but I'm sad that I know that). I totally lost out on my Bingo card -- fingers crossed for the childcare center!