The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

I feel like those hairs standing up on her head are crying out for help—we can’t take any more bleach or hair extensions—we’re breaking faster than covid hit Tulsa.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pandemic fashion don’t:


Ivanka, your mask is slipping (literally and figuratively), but don’t poke holes in a mask, even for a diamond, ruby, sapphire flag pin. Masks aren’t crocs—they don’t need fashion pins. Masks are meant to protect us from the virus.

(Lovely understated emerald earrings though.)

Speaking of earnings, retire these unless you’re out for the evening:


You shouldn’t jangle when speaking to world leaders.

Plus, your earlobes are gonna be huge when you’re old.

I feel for Angela Merkl in this picture.

I hear you. Merkl—phd in quantum chemistry, research scientist, 30 year political career has to endure Barbie.

Isn’t this an old picture? Ivanka’s face has evolved a few times since.

Yes and yes.

She looks like a Kardashian. It must be so weird to be at a party where everyone's got the same face.

And straight yellow-white hair down past their shoulders.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In other fashion news, Ivanka wore flats and white shirt to “volunteer” aka photo op at food distribution center:


Oops wrong photo:

She is delivering food to a stretch escalade?

I’m more concerned about the woman in orange wearing matching high platform sneakers to lift boxes. Is that Kayleigh?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pandemic fashion don’t:


Ivanka, your mask is slipping (literally and figuratively), but don’t poke holes in a mask, even for a diamond, ruby, sapphire flag pin. Masks aren’t crocs—they don’t need fashion pins. Masks are meant to protect us from the virus.

(Lovely understated emerald earrings though.)

Speaking of earnings, retire these unless you’re out for the evening:


You shouldn’t jangle when speaking to world leaders.

Plus, your earlobes are gonna be huge when you’re old.

I feel for Angela Merkl in this picture.

I hear you. Merkl—phd in quantum chemistry, research scientist, 30 year political career has to endure Barbie.

Someone please caption this.

I can’t believe I’m sitting here and having to pretend this dolt belongs with world leaders.

[Anonymous]

New player to Ivanka Bingo here, hope I'm not too late...

RMNP: Skinny jeans tucked into garishly-decorated cowboy boots, a shirt (or vest) with fringe on it, straw cowboy hat with embellished band, tipped coquettishly to one side. Mask with a faux sheriff's badge on it.

Child care facility: A loud floral print midi dress and flat shoes, in case a kid drools on her, and so she can easily "stoop" to their level. Mask with yellow smiley faces.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In other fashion news, Ivanka wore flats and white shirt to “volunteer” aka photo op at food distribution center:


Oops wrong photo:

She is delivering food to a stretch escalade?

I’m more concerned about the woman in orange wearing matching high platform sneakers to lift boxes. Is that Kayleigh?

That guy in the Dream shirt seems to be the only one there to do any actual work. Mr. Dark Suit needs to get out of his way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pandemic fashion don’t:


Ivanka, your mask is slipping (literally and figuratively), but don’t poke holes in a mask, even for a diamond, ruby, sapphire flag pin. Masks aren’t crocs—they don’t need fashion pins. Masks are meant to protect us from the virus.

(Lovely understated emerald earrings though.)

Speaking of earnings, retire these unless you’re out for the evening:


You shouldn’t jangle when speaking to world leaders.

Plus, your earlobes are gonna be huge when you’re old.

I feel for Angela Merkl in this picture.

I hear you. Merkl—phd in quantum chemistry, research scientist, 30 year political career has to endure Barbie.

Honestly, I would think that a Barbie come to life would offer greater conversation and insights than Lil Ivana. For one thing, Barbie was based on a German fetish doll - I don’t know that I’d agree with her life choices, but you’ve got to admit, she’s seen some stuff.

Ivanka is just margarine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In other fashion news, Ivanka wore flats and white shirt to “volunteer” aka photo op at food distribution center:


Oops wrong photo:

She is delivering food to a stretch escalade?

I’m more concerned about the woman in orange wearing matching high platform sneakers to lift boxes. Is that Kayleigh?

That guy in the Dream shirt seems to be the only one there to do any actual work. Mr. Dark Suit needs to get out of his way.

Mr. Dark Suit is secret service. Blond lady in orange is way too old to be Kayleigh. Probably part of ivanka’s entourage.

[Anonymous]

Get your bingo cards out:


Skinny jeans, little house on the prairie boots that have never touched the earth before, and striped button down.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In other fashion news, Ivanka wore flats and white shirt to “volunteer” aka photo op at food distribution center:


Oops wrong photo:

She is delivering food to a stretch escalade?

I’m more concerned about the woman in orange wearing matching high platform sneakers to lift boxes. Is that Kayleigh?

Not Kayleigh but thanks for making me blow up the photo - the man with the blue sneakers is my neighbor, who is an evangelical pastor. Small world!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Get your bingo cards out:


Skinny jeans, little house on the prairie boots that have never touched the earth before, and striped button down.

I am actually very very happy that she managed to find a vertical stripe shirt here. I don’t know why she hasn’t worn vertical stripes more often.

[Anonymous]

Cast reunion for pretty little liars:


Oh, never mind, it’s just Lara Trump on the campaign trail:

Wavin’ Her mask in the air like she just don’t care...

She obviously didn’t get ivanka’s memo that nip slips are so 2019.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Cast reunion for pretty little liars:


Oh, never mind, it’s just Lara Trump on the campaign trail:

Wavin’ Her mask in the air like she just don’t care...

She obviously didn’t get ivanka’s memo that nip slips are so 2019.

With all their money can’t these women find a decent bra?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Cast reunion for pretty little liars:


Oh, never mind, it’s just Lara Trump on the campaign trail:

Wavin’ Her mask in the air like she just don’t care...

She obviously didn’t get ivanka’s memo that nip slips are so 2019.

With all their money can’t these women find a decent bra?

I think it is intentional.

[Anonymous]

Which one is Lara? Eric’s wife? Her taste in dresses is like her taste in men—that putty colored one is depressingly bland, inappropriate, and inexplicably ugly at the same time.