The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:In other fashion news, Ivanka wore flats and white shirt to “volunteer” aka photo op at food distribution center:


Oops wrong photo:

She is delivering food to a stretch escalade?

Kingpins gotta eat too.

Betsy devos gets hungry, too.

Live kittens in that box.

[Anonymous]

Does she not wear a wedding ring?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Quotes from Ivanka Tump’s Women Who Work: Rewriting the rules to success



Ivanka: (Heed the 20 second rule) “In the first 20 seconds of talking, the light is green: your listener is liking you, as long as your statement is relevant to the conversation and hopefully in service of the other person...

Merkl (Nods politely)

Ivanka: But unless you are an extremely gifted raconteur, people who talk for more than roughly a half minute at a time are boring and often perceived as too chatty. So the light turns yellow for the next 20 seconds—now the risk is increasing that the other person is beginning to lose interest or think you’re long-winded.

Merkl: (Stares uncomfortably)

Ivanka: “At the 40-second mark, your light is red. Yes, there’s an occasional time you want to run that red light and keep talking, but the vast majority of the time, you’d better stop or you’re in danger...”

Merkl: “Ivanka, you’re in danger girl.”


Ivanka: (ASK FOR ADVICE) “I hope it’s okay to ask you about this—my relationships with people here are very important to me. I trust you and I’d very much value your recommendations on how to proceed.”

Merkl: (THOUGHT BUBBLE) unspoken, “Verdammt...I forgot my flask.”)

Ivanka: “If you carefully consider [how you want to be remembered], you will find your definition of success...”

Merkl: “I’ve got to run; my Uber’s here “

This did not disappoint. Thank you for the gift you have given us!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pandemic fashion don’t:


Ivanka, your mask is slipping (literally and figuratively), but don’t poke holes in a mask, even for a diamond, ruby, sapphire flag pin. Masks aren’t crocs—they don’t need fashion pins. Masks are meant to protect us from the virus.

(Lovely understated emerald earrings though.)

Speaking of earnings, retire these unless you’re out for the evening:


You shouldn’t jangle when speaking to world leaders.

Plus, your earlobes are gonna be huge when you’re old.

I feel for Angela Merkl in this picture.

I hear you. Merkl—phd in quantum chemistry, research scientist, 30 year political career has to endure Barbie.

Isn’t this an old picture? Ivanka’s face has evolved a few times since.

Yes and yes.

[Anonymous]

What are those earring? Like 8”? Looks like she needs a little something in her laugh line. You’re slacking girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:More mask critique:


Ivanka, the metal piece needs to bend over the bridge of your nose. And the bottom should fit against your chin. Kudos for being fearless about the burgeoning chin wattle, but please wear masks correctly. That’s the point.

Her nose has no bridge.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pandemic fashion don’t:


Ivanka, your mask is slipping (literally and figuratively), but don’t poke holes in a mask, even for a diamond, ruby, sapphire flag pin. Masks aren’t crocs—they don’t need fashion pins. Masks are meant to protect us from the virus.

(Lovely understated emerald earrings though.)

Speaking of earnings, retire these unless you’re out for the evening:


You shouldn’t jangle when speaking to world leaders.

Plus, your earlobes are gonna be huge when you’re old.

I feel for Angela Merkl in this picture.

I hear you. Merkl—phd in quantum chemistry, research scientist, 30 year political career has to endure Barbie.

Isn’t this an old picture? Ivanka’s face has evolved a few times since.

Yes and yes.

She looks like a Kardashian. It must be so weird to be at a party where everyone's got the same face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:More mask critique:


Ivanka, the metal piece needs to bend over the bridge of your nose. And the bottom should fit against your chin. Kudos for being fearless about the burgeoning chin wattle, but please wear masks correctly. That’s the point.

Her nose has no bridge.

There’s got to be some cartilage left in there somewhere. Alternatively, she could opt for a mask where the elastic or tied go around her tiny head and can rest upon her pandemic bun.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Colorado Public Radio just shared on their FB page that Ivanka will be at Rocky Mountain National Park tomorrow and on Friday visiting a child care facility in Denver. What kind of cosplay outfits do we think she'll show up in?

RNP: Cowboy hat; red bandana patterned shirt with ruffles and peplum, khakhi skirt with some odd detail; stilleto ankle boots
Childcare facility: Flowered chiffon see-through skirt, top in a color that doesn't match, also see-through, white stilletos (I think she's finally dumped the dyed to match prom pumps).

(This could be a fun little game to see if any of us get it right -- no fair being really vague like saying "something inappropriate and frilly")

Ha!
RMNP: a strange pair of pants, really high boots, a western shirt with maybe a floral yoke, and a hat that evokes a cowboy hat, but isn’t one.
Childcare facility: dirndl-style denim dress with a brightly colored pair of heels that ever so slightly doesn’t match the pattern on the mask which will look reminiscent of the patterns from 1970s Soviet Union.

RMNP: agree with faux cowboy hat. (Paris hat is for family vacations and screwing tourists out of going up the Eiffel Tower.) some kind of red plaid, nod to Paul Bunyon shirt but with ruffles. Stretch pants in stiletto boots.

Daycare: denim and peplum skirt/dress with white button down over the top half-way buttoned and knotted at the bottom. Floral mask.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Colorado Public Radio just shared on their FB page that Ivanka will be at Rocky Mountain National Park tomorrow and on Friday visiting a child care facility in Denver. What kind of cosplay outfits do we think she'll show up in?

RNP: Cowboy hat; red bandana patterned shirt with ruffles and peplum, khakhi skirt with some odd detail; stilleto ankle boots
Childcare facility: Flowered chiffon see-through skirt, top in a color that doesn't match, also see-through, white stilletos (I think she's finally dumped the dyed to match prom pumps).

(This could be a fun little game to see if any of us get it right -- no fair being really vague like saying "something inappropriate and frilly")

Ha!
RMNP: a strange pair of pants, really high boots, a western shirt with maybe a floral yoke, and a hat that evokes a cowboy hat, but isn’t one.
Childcare facility: dirndl-style denim dress with a brightly colored pair of heels that ever so slightly doesn’t match the pattern on the mask which will look reminiscent of the patterns from 1970s Soviet Union.

RMNP: agree with faux cowboy hat. (Paris hat is for family vacations and screwing tourists out of going up the Eiffel Tower.) some kind of red plaid, nod to Paul Bunyon shirt but with ruffles. Stretch pants in stiletto boots.

Daycare: denim and peplum skirt/dress with white button down over the top half-way buttoned and knotted at the bottom. Floral mask.

Oh and nude flats at daycare. I like playing Ivanka clothing bingo!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pandemic fashion don’t:
Speaking of earnings, retire these unless you’re out for the evening:

Someone please caption this.

When I first got the surgery, they were up here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pandemic fashion don’t:
Speaking of earnings, retire these unless you’re out for the evening:

Someone please caption this.

When I first got the surgery, they were up here.

Brilliant!

[Anonymous]

Get those bingo cards in, she's en route!

Ivanka's on her way, uninvited, to tour Colorado. She's also releasing a new country/western album, including the classics:
- Bankrupt Casino Owner's Daughter
- Stand By Your Criminal Dad
- I Will Always Love Money
- Your Cheatin' Accountant
- Take Me Home Limo Driver pic.twitter.com/nkSED35GaO

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 23, 2020

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Get those bingo cards in, she's en route!

Ivanka's on her way, uninvited, to tour Colorado. She's also releasing a new country/western album, including the classics:
- Bankrupt Casino Owner's Daughter
- Stand By Your Criminal Dad
- I Will Always Love Money
- Your Cheatin' Accountant
- Take Me Home Limo Driver pic.twitter.com/nkSED35GaO

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 23, 2020

Hair freshly yellowed, she cut up a piece of crewel embroidery for her mask, and rocking those Maleficient shoulders.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Get those bingo cards in, she's en route!

Ivanka's on her way, uninvited, to tour Colorado. She's also releasing a new country/western album, including the classics:
- Bankrupt Casino Owner's Daughter
- Stand By Your Criminal Dad
- I Will Always Love Money
- Your Cheatin' Accountant
- Take Me Home Limo Driver pic.twitter.com/nkSED35GaO

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) July 23, 2020

Hair freshly yellowed, she cut up a piece of crewel embroidery for her mask, and rocking those Maleficient shoulders.

On the plus side, I got a space on Ivanka fashion bingo for floral mask.