I sometimes stroke myself an inch from my sleeping wife's face and fantasize about the BJ I haven't gotten in more than 10 years. I have yet to lose control and finish on her, but shit I'd love to |
I found out wife was chestnut big through my six year old. She told me one day I have two dads. WTF are you taking about kid? Well mommy kisses you sometimes and I've seen mommy kiss (other guys name) too. Mommies only kiss daddies so I have two daddies.
I haven't said anything yet. Daughter said it's happened a lot. My confession - I don't really care that much. I'm going to dive race her, just when the timing is good for me. |
I hate when my wife is chestnut big ... I like em bigger myself.. like at least grapefruit big |
I think he meant cheating you dolt. |
I like dive racing too. |
Someone left their sense of humor at the freaking door today ... |
When I was 13 and very curious, I would sneak into my older brothers' room while he was sleeping and inspect his equipment. I even make him erect a few times but he never woke up.
20 years later I am happily married with two children. I see my brother twice a year and he still calls me Lil Sis but has never brought the subject of my earlier exploration. |
Ewww, creepy and gross. |
Do you think he/she had it to begin with? ![]() My next confession: Maybe it's b/c the explicit forum is sign-in only now, but I really like the non-explicit forum now. My final confession: I wish there was an in-between forum - explicit-ish - Not so much a let's hook up at grocery store A and talk about our innermost kinks, but a little bit more anonymous reflection on the complexities of monogamy in marriage. Or more explicit topics on how to spice up a monogamous marriage. |
so you molested your older brother....that's seriously f***ed up |
ITA. The PP sounds like the Duggar boy who molested his sisters. |
I like to watch Latina porn. Big Latin wet asses is my favorite series |
Can this get moved to explicit? |
I play pocket pool at my desk all day while I stare at my female boss |
I'm a 50 year old married man and I bang three or four 19 year olds every year. I find them on Tinder. It's too damn easy not to do it. Damn I love a tight body |