"The stingray came up to me, tears in its eyes, and said 'Sir, sir ...;" |
Oh god, we all know that he won't. What a dipsh-t. |
Maybe PP is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? |
Respectfully, I have to disagree. This is too creative. The man’s lies at this point are mostly things a sleepy four year old would say. Do you think he even knows what a stingray is? His brain is far too mushy for that right now. Maybe in the past he could have come up with this. |
They're going to claim antifa did it. |
| Just fill it with Brawndo already. |
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Apparently tourists are fishing out pieces of peeled paint to take home as a memento.
I hope the Smithsonian gets a large piece and exhibits it as a lesson to future generations. |
No, it had to be Obama. |
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Make Algae Grow Again |
That’s oddly fascinating. I had no idea. The news stories just call it “paint.” |
They should be arrested for destroying federal property. Where is ICE and CBP? What about the national guard troops …or SCOTUS? Someone must stop this riot! Trump and republicans take the destruction of federal property very seriously! |
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| The company that Trump hired is actually called Greenwater Services, no lie. |
| Don't worry guys, I'm sure the ballroom project is being done to much higher standards. |