Justin Theroux marries 30yo GF…

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:https://www.glamour.com/story/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-wedding

Scroll to the pic of Aniston and Theroux. Practically the same height…and she’s 5’4” ish.

He’s tiny.



I forgot how hot he looked then, though. She definitely had a positive effect on his grooming, and the white shirt is a million times better than his juvenile muscle tees.
Anonymous
A friend went to college with Justin and he is apparently well endowed to a legendary degree. So I trust he can’t be THAT insecure about his height if he’s big where it counts.

I think this is a somewhat creepy age spead in regular person life but seems par for the course for a celeb. Yawn.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:A friend went to college with Justin and he is apparently well endowed to a legendary degree. So I trust he can’t be THAT insecure about his height if he’s big where it counts.

I think this is a somewhat creepy age spead in regular person life but seems par for the course for a celeb. Yawn.



Did you miss his Leftovers sweatpants moment? Everyone was saying what a lucky lady JA was at the time.

https://www.usmagazine.com/stylish/news/justin-theroux-threw-out-junk-showcasing-sweatpants-details-2015110/


Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:But he is short.

If he claims to be 5’9”, then he’s probably closer to 5’7” or 8”. Men shrink as they age, and short actors lie about their height.

I bet at his peak height he was 5’8” and has shrunken below that.

Lots of short actors wear boots with heels or a thick sole for a boost. Heck, there’s a Seinfeld episode dedicated to it.


I've met him in person, he's about my height. I'm 5'6. He's a small man.


I believe you.

Google says he’s 5’9” so we know that’s the height he and his agent wishes he were.

I was thinking 5’7” but I believe you that he’s probably closer to 5’6”.

Surely he was photographed with Aniston at some point…perhaps in flats. How tall is she?

Aniston is reported to be 5’5” which means she’s probably 5’4” or 5’3”. They all lie about their height especially sport figures.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:https://www.glamour.com/story/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-wedding

Scroll to the pic of Aniston and Theroux. Practically the same height…and she’s 5’4” ish.

He’s tiny.



I forgot how hot he looked then, though. She definitely had a positive effect on his grooming, and the white shirt is a million times better than his juvenile muscle tees.


Jen definitely “dressed” him up. He was pretty immature and scruffy looking before her.
Anonymous
I’m still curious what caused the spilt with Aniston and Theroux. It was NOT east vs west coast. Lots of rumors of him fooling around. Maybe she didn’t want another “Pitt” embarrassment.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:A friend went to college with Justin and he is apparently well endowed to a legendary degree. So I trust he can’t be THAT insecure about his height if he’s big where it counts.

I think this is a somewhat creepy age spead in regular person life but seems par for the course for a celeb. Yawn.


Short men always have ego issues.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:A friend went to college with Justin and he is apparently well endowed to a legendary degree. So I trust he can’t be THAT insecure about his height if he’s big where it counts.

I think this is a somewhat creepy age spead in regular person life but seems par for the course for a celeb. Yawn.



Did you miss his Leftovers sweatpants moment? Everyone was saying what a lucky lady JA was at the time.

https://www.usmagazine.com/stylish/news/justin-theroux-threw-out-junk-showcasing-sweatpants-details-2015110/




That doesn’t look real at all. Looks like a tennis ball shoved deep into the pocket. You fell for that?!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I’m still curious what caused the spilt with Aniston and Theroux. It was NOT east vs west coast. Lots of rumors of him fooling around. Maybe she didn’t want another “Pitt” embarrassment.


It’s pretty clear that neither of them are the settling down long-term relationship types. I think Jen really loves her independence, her friends, her dogs. She has a great career, not just acting, but producing, she has her hair care line, her involvement with that exercise brand. It seems like she lives a pretty full life. I feel like she is one of the rare celebrities that has had really really decades long friendships that she really nurtures.

Justin also seems really independent which is why I have a hard time picturing him becoming a dad at this point. He also seems to just really like his dogs and being able to travel.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I’m still curious what caused the spilt with Aniston and Theroux. It was NOT east vs west coast. Lots of rumors of him fooling around. Maybe she didn’t want another “Pitt” embarrassment.



I think the coastal preference actually was a big issue. She wanted a big safe mansion with property for her dogs to roam. He wanted a classic NY apt where he could walk everywhere. She liked visiting NYC and he liked visiting LA for short periods, but neither wanted to actually live there. Neither was willing to compromise enough to make the other happy. Don't think he liked being "Mr. Aniston" either. Too big an ego for that, as much as it benefited him (hello, CAA representation). I also think they grew apart when he was filming the Leftovers in Australia. She probably should have gone with him but didn't. Both more focused on their careers than each other. This will be an issue with his new wife. She's ambitious and thirsty as can be. I don't see him ever giving up an opportunity for his partner's sake. And vice versa. Doomed to fail as well.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I’m still curious what caused the spilt with Aniston and Theroux. It was NOT east vs west coast. Lots of rumors of him fooling around. Maybe she didn’t want another “Pitt” embarrassment.



I think the coastal preference actually was a big issue. She wanted a big safe mansion with property for her dogs to roam. He wanted a classic NY apt where he could walk everywhere. She liked visiting NYC and he liked visiting LA for short periods, but neither wanted to actually live there. Neither was willing to compromise enough to make the other happy. Don't think he liked being "Mr. Aniston" either. Too big an ego for that, as much as it benefited him (hello, CAA representation). I also think they grew apart when he was filming the Leftovers in Australia. She probably should have gone with him but didn't. Both more focused on their careers than each other. This will be an issue with his new wife. She's ambitious and thirsty as can be. I don't see him ever giving up an opportunity for his partner's sake. And vice versa. Doomed to fail as well.



When they got together, the exposure helped his career take off. He was a known quantity in the industry, but at a low level and had had long gaps in his filmography before then. Paps weren't chasing him and People Magazine wasn't covering him. Of course he wanted to take advantage of being hot and worked pretty constantly from that point. She worked too. My opinion: they were too different to make it work in the first place and also didn't prioritize spending enough time together. Plus possibly a mid-life crisis on his end. He seemed off when they split, don't know if that's a chicken or egg kind of thing.
Anonymous
Did anyone notice that Justin was not smiling in most of the photos? He did not genuinely look happy. Very odd.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Did anyone notice that Justin was not smiling in most of the photos? He did not genuinely look happy. Very odd.


Neither one of them are very smiley. I think that's just their thing, posing for pictures and trying to look cool.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Did anyone notice that Justin was not smiling in most of the photos? He did not genuinely look happy. Very odd.


Neither one of them are very smiley. I think that's just their thing, posing for pictures and trying to look cool.


When he was with Aniston, he was very smiley.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Did anyone notice that Justin was not smiling in most of the photos? He did not genuinely look happy. Very odd.


Neither one of them are very smiley. I think that's just their thing, posing for pictures and trying to look cool.


When he was with Aniston, he was very smiley.



His new wife does that no-teeth smile thing. Maybe he's just matching her energy. Aniston is a smiley person, so maybe same?
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