Justin Theroux marries 30yo GF…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He is a disgusting cradle-robber!!

She's 30 years old. THIRTY.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Combat boots on the beach are a red flag

He’s painfully insecure about being a short Jewish man.

He's not Jewish. You sound painfully insecure.

[Anonymous]

But he is short.

If he claims to be 5’9”, then he’s probably closer to 5’7” or 8”. Men shrink as they age, and short actors lie about their height.

I bet at his peak height he was 5’8” and has shrunken below that.

Lots of short actors wear boots with heels or a thick sole for a boost. Heck, there’s a Seinfeld episode dedicated to it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:But he is short.

If he claims to be 5’9”, then he’s probably closer to 5’7” or 8”. Men shrink as they age, and short actors lie about their height.

I bet at his peak height he was 5’8” and has shrunken below that.

Lots of short actors wear boots with heels or a thick sole for a boost. Heck, there’s a Seinfeld episode dedicated to it.

I've met him in person, he's about my height. I'm 5'6. He's a small man.

[Anonymous]

Vile

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But he is short.

If he claims to be 5’9”, then he’s probably closer to 5’7” or 8”. Men shrink as they age, and short actors lie about their height.

I bet at his peak height he was 5’8” and has shrunken below that.

Lots of short actors wear boots with heels or a thick sole for a boost. Heck, there’s a Seinfeld episode dedicated to it.

I've met him in person, he's about my height. I'm 5'6. He's a small man.

Oh, and just for reference because this is utter truth. All short guys claim to be 5'9. That's the go to claim because they've heard it is "average" and that's the max they (ridiculously) think they can get away with. Eons ago I went on many a date with these "5'9" guys who would compliment me on my tall height, especially in heels where I was noticeably taller than them. I must be a very tall lady! Again, 5'6 here they were just being delulu.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:But he is short.

If he claims to be 5’9”, then he’s probably closer to 5’7” or 8”. Men shrink as they age, and short actors lie about their height.

I bet at his peak height he was 5’8” and has shrunken below that.

Lots of short actors wear boots with heels or a thick sole for a boost. Heck, there’s a Seinfeld episode dedicated to it.

I've met him in person, he's about my height. I'm 5'6. He's a small man.

I believe you.

Google says he’s 5’9” so we know that’s the height he and his agent wishes he were.

I was thinking 5’7” but I believe you that he’s probably closer to 5’6”.

Surely he was photographed with Aniston at some point…perhaps in flats. How tall is she?

[Anonymous]

https://www.glamour.com/story/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-wedding

Scroll to the pic of Aniston and Theroux. Practically the same height…and she’s 5’4” ish.

He’s tiny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.glamour.com/story/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-wedding

Scroll to the pic of Aniston and Theroux. Practically the same height…and she’s 5’4” ish.

He’s tiny.

Damn he really is tiny!

[Anonymous]

I thought he actually looked a little heavy in some wedding pics, getting a tummy. Age may be catching up to him.

I’m sure he’ll be fit for his next role.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.glamour.com/story/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-wedding

Scroll to the pic of Aniston and Theroux. Practically the same height…and she’s 5’4” ish.

He’s tiny.

Damn he really is tiny!

They looked cute together because they were both so tiny. Nicole is probably exactly his height but looks taller due to no curves and long legs. His short legs make him look stumpy next to her. Not that it matters in the end, of course.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought he actually looked a little heavy in some wedding pics, getting a tummy. Age may be catching up to him.

I’m sure he’ll be fit for his next role.

He is in the show Running Point where he plays a recovering addict so likely not.

[Anonymous]

I know she’s 30, but she looks so childlike it’s gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.glamour.com/story/jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux-wedding

Scroll to the pic of Aniston and Theroux. Practically the same height…and she’s 5’4” ish.

He’s tiny.

Damn he really is tiny!

Teeny tiny!!

[Anonymous]

It won’t last. But maybe she will meet a real hunky lover on a movie set and move on.