The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Awaiting commentary on Ivanka’s melting face. (Also, WTF?)
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/1283221019684110337?s=21

Her melting face is some grease to pour on the beans. Luckily she’s already wearing a table cloth and a set of napkins for four.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Her ankle shoe straps look like prison bracelets.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8518517/Ivanka-Trump-wears-disposable-blue-mask-matching-outfit.html

How does a large chested woman not know about double sided tape. She's so gross.

I am large-breasted and had never heard of using double-sided tape to close a shirt, but WOW - that is a game-changer. Thanks!!!!

Glad to be of service! I find it even stays on through washes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Awaiting commentary on Ivanka’s melting face. (Also, WTF?)
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/1283221019684110337?s=21

Her melting face is some grease to pour on the beans. Luckily she’s already wearing a table cloth and a set of napkins for four.

Bonus: close-up of the Gabor-esque, lady-who-lunches sleeves. That blouse looks like something the Baroness would have worn in The Sound of Music.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Awaiting commentary on Ivanka’s melting face. (Also, WTF?)
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/1283221019684110337?s=21

Her melting face is some grease to pour on the beans. Luckily she’s already wearing a table cloth and a set of napkins for four.

Bonus: close-up of the Gabor-esque, lady-who-lunches sleeves. That blouse looks like something the Baroness would have worn in The Sound of Music.

It’s very wife-of-the-grand-high-wizard. All it needs is some sort of ridiculous, dunce-cap headgear.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Awaiting commentary on Ivanka’s melting face. (Also, WTF?)
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/1283221019684110337?s=21

Her melting face is some grease to pour on the beans. Luckily she’s already wearing a table cloth and a set of napkins for four.

Bonus: close-up of the Gabor-esque, lady-who-lunches sleeves. That blouse looks like something the Baroness would have worn in The Sound of Music.

She could even do her hair like that. I love it.

[Anonymous]

She looks uncomfortable in this picture like it wasn't her idea.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

She looks uncomfortable in this picture like it wasn't her idea.

She’s nearly 40 GD years old. She’s no dewy-eyed nymph, she’s middle aged. It was her GD idea.

Here’s a Robin Givhan article about the clothing brand that is worn a lot in Trump world. https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/chiara-boni-trump-lara-jeanine-pirro/2020/07/14/440c0eb6-c075-11ea-b178-bb7b05b94af1_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories-2_chiara-boni-730am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory-ans

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Her ankle shoe straps look like prison bracelets.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8518517/Ivanka-Trump-wears-disposable-blue-mask-matching-outfit.html

How does a large chested woman not know about double sided tape. She's so gross.

Saving the trip:

I think it was noted last time, but this skirt has been poorly hemmed.

She looks like loosing her shoes any time soon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Heading out this morning to talk about her tone deaf"find something new" jobs campaign.

This is a preposterous outfit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just remover it’s better than this day—the bar is low:

“Hey, she’s wearing those sensible shoes OH MY GOD WHY ARE HER NIPPLES—“

NIPS AHOY

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Heading out this morning to talk about her tone deaf"find something new" jobs campaign.

This is a preposterous outfit.

Furniture chic?
Looks like a lamp below the belt

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

She looks uncomfortable in this picture like it wasn't her idea.

She’s nearly 40 GD years old. She’s no dewy-eyed nymph, she’s middle aged. It was her GD idea.

Here’s a Robin Givhan article about the clothing brand that is worn a lot in Trump world. https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/chiara-boni-trump-lara-jeanine-pirro/2020/07/14/440c0eb6-c075-11ea-b178-bb7b05b94af1_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories-2_chiara-boni-730am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory-ans

Interesting article. “What they should be doing right now is praising our first lady for how beautiful and how chic she is representing our country,” Vecchione said during his TV appearance. (He says Melania has not worn Chiara Boni in the White House.) “The woman looks statuesque. She floats. She’s beautiful.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

She looks uncomfortable in this picture like it wasn't her idea.

She’s nearly 40 GD years old. She’s no dewy-eyed nymph, she’s middle aged. It was her GD idea.

Here’s a Robin Givhan article about the clothing brand that is worn a lot in Trump world. https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/chiara-boni-trump-lara-jeanine-pirro/2020/07/14/440c0eb6-c075-11ea-b178-bb7b05b94af1_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories-2_chiara-boni-730am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory-ans

Interesting article. “What they should be doing right now is praising our first lady for how beautiful and how chic she is representing our country,” Vecchione said during his TV appearance. (He says Melania has not worn Chiara Boni in the White House.) “The woman looks statuesque. She floats. She’s beautiful.”

The man is in sales, and largely supported by trumpkins even if he doesn't have Melania's business quite yet. Statues don't float and neither does Melania.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Heading out this morning to talk about her tone deaf"find something new" jobs campaign.

This is a preposterous outfit.

Furniture chic?
Looks like a lamp below the belt

What do you serve with white privilege?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:


What do you serve with white privilege?

Someone online said if she were a spice, she would be white flour.

So in a way, she’s just theme dressing again.