The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Heading out this morning to talk about her tone deaf"find something new" jobs campaign.

I am literally beginning to suspect that this woman has a mental disorder, or several, and her clothing choices either reflect that or are a cry for help. She’s one old fashioned nurse’s hat away from looking like a stripper who starts out in sort of modesty clothing. Gold lame shoes. To work. At the White House. A transparent dress. What. Is. Wrong. With. Her.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Heading out this morning to talk about her tone deaf"find something new" jobs campaign.

I am literally beginning to suspect that this woman has a mental disorder, or several, and her clothing choices either reflect that or are a cry for help. She’s one old fashioned nurse’s hat away from looking like a stripper who starts out in sort of modesty clothing. Gold lame shoes. To work. At the White House. A transparent dress. What. Is. Wrong. With. Her.

She found the white tote.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Just remover it’s better than this day—the bar is low:

“Hey, she’s wearing those sensible shoes OH MY GOD WHY ARE HER NIPPLES—“

but oh for the love of pete WHY WHY WHY

i kind of want to see john waters do a movie about ivanka except i am worried he'll make her lovable and i really cannot bear for this kind of tacky evil to become sympathetic

if only divine were still alive - divine as ivanka would be good

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Anonymous wrote:Heading out this morning to talk about her tone deaf"find something new" jobs campaign.

This dress is see-thru. For work.
I do like the patterned dress above. It’s very appropriate, minus a little gaping.

Gold lame stilettos for work.

Paired with therapeutic sports bra.

Omg, Ivanka dress like a normal woman for once!

I know your cup size was a “choice” but there are examples of naturally endowed and surgically endowed women that can dress like normal human women.

Plus, sensible shoes, lamb chop. Wear a sensible heel if you insist on wearing heels. Stop trying to placate foot fetish people.

And please, the pleated front went out with the 90s. If you are 9 years old or dressing for a Frasier or wings re-enactment, then pleats it is.

God, when will you dress normally? Given your genes, the outlook is dubious. But use your noggin.

Just remover it’s better than this day—the bar is low:

The only comfort I take from this is the daughter of a billionaire finally figured out how to find a nipple shielding bra. Granted she’s nearly 40 but moments of revelation can come at any time.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Heading out this morning to talk about her tone deaf"find something new" jobs campaign.

This dress is see-thru. For work.
I do like the patterned dress above. It’s very appropriate, minus a little gaping.

Gold lame stilettos for work.

Paired with therapeutic sports bra.

Omg, Ivanka dress like a normal woman for once!

I know your cup size was a “choice” but there are examples of naturally endowed and surgically endowed women that can dress like normal human women.

Plus, sensible shoes, lamb chop. Wear a sensible heel if you insist on wearing heels. Stop trying to placate foot fetish people.

And please, the pleated front went out with the 90s. If you are 9 years old or dressing for a Frasier or wings re-enactment, then pleats it is.

God, when will you dress normally? Given your genes, the outlook is dubious. But use your noggin.

Just remover it’s better than this day—the bar is low:

The only comfort I take from this is the daughter of a billionaire finally figured out how to find a nipple shielding bra. Granted she’s nearly 40 but moments of revelation can come at any time.

It's not even the same skirt, is it. She has two midi-length pleated white silk skirts. One see-thru, one less see-thru.

I just

[Anonymous]

She has lots of frothy pleated skirts. It’s a weird fixation for a grown woman.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Her ankle shoe straps look like prison bracelets.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8518517/Ivanka-Trump-wears-disposable-blue-mask-matching-outfit.html

How does a large chested woman not know about double sided tape. She's so gross.

I am large-breasted and had never heard of using double-sided tape to close a shirt, but WOW - that is a game-changer. Thanks!!!!

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Anonymous wrote:Just bumping this. I came to look today and it was on page 2 but first I thought it was gone. I love this thread and need it.

Same.
Did we get this pic before? Quite the cuffs on the dress.

It’s been ID’d here

Maybe this is just four months stuck at home speaking, but I like these weird cowgirl dresses. I would totally wear them, too.

Help.

She's taken a lot of length off, that was probably a good choice. Just don't like the boot she's chosen.

This is a beautiful picture. The scenery, the sky, the colors. Just gorgeous.

I like the piping on the dress.

Interesting how her face looks so much less tense and constrained when she is away from papa.

Ok, where did her chest go in this one? Does she have different sizes?

[Anonymous]

Awaiting commentary on Ivanka’s melting face. (Also, WTF?)
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/1283221019684110337?s=21

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Heading out this morning to talk about her tone deaf"find something new" jobs campaign.

From the ground up...
Gold lamé stiletto sandals: Russian stripper
Frothy, full skirt: Inappropriate intern
Weird shirt with full sleeves: Sassy grandma/lady who lunches
Mask: Playing dressup, in the part of the responsible role model

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Awaiting commentary on Ivanka’s melting face. (Also, WTF?)
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/1283221019684110337?s=21

LOLOLOL! She left the Try Something New jobs event and, without changing her see-through white dress, hawked black beans! (No white beans available? Yo no se....

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:as much as I hate to admit, they do seem to be into each other.

Like siblings.

Two sisters

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Awaiting commentary on Ivanka’s melting face. (Also, WTF?)
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/1283221019684110337?s=21

LOLOLOL! She left the Try Something New jobs event and, without changing her see-through white dress, hawked black beans! (No white beans available? Yo no se....

OMG. She did not. She did!

OMG.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Awaiting commentary on Ivanka’s melting face. (Also, WTF?)
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/1283221019684110337?s=21

LOLOLOL! She left the Try Something New jobs event and, without changing her see-through white dress, hawked black beans! (No white beans available? Yo no se....

THANK YOU for making me LOL

Great thread, I had such a bad day this is such a treat

The beans, the pleats, the nips, I just can't. GN

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Awaiting commentary on Ivanka’s melting face. (Also, WTF?)
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/1283221019684110337?s=21

LOLOLOL! She left the Try Something New jobs event and, without changing her see-through white dress, hawked black beans! (No white beans available? Yo no se....

THANK YOU for making me LOL

Great thread, I had such a bad day this is such a treat

The beans, the pleats, the nips, I just can't. GN

Is that legal!!! Oh my goodness this is what've come to senior WH exec hawking beans in Spanish!