Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!
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OMFG. Is this the same person writing all of these? You are too funny!
Anyway, I have Melanie, Abigail, and Trevor. |
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Evan
Maria |
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Tristan
Lucy |
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| Stephanie |
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Your two tween girls are very stylish in an off-beat, bohemian way. Even though they attend a so-called "big 3" private school, you are secretly glad that they seem to at least dress to the beat of their own drums. You chose the name Layla not because of the Eric Clapton song, but because you spent a semester in Egypt during the fall semester of your junior year at Swarthmore. You decided that you really like names that end with "a," so you ended up with Sabrina, which sounds vague Central/Eastern European-ish, and you get annoyed when people ask if you named her after "Bewitched." You and DH met working at the World Bank (alas, they don't offer tuition benefits anymore) and live in the Palisades. Layla is bookish and musically inclined, while Sabrina likes to be the center of attention, is a class clown, and likes playing basketball. Even though they get into the usual sister arguments, they love each other dearly and consider the other her best friend. |
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You are third generation Irish American and live in NoVa. As lapsed Catholics, you and DH attend church only on Christmas and Easter, and you only buy Jameson. Bridget and Brenna play lacrosse, are good students (but with a bit of a naughty streak), and like hanging out with mom and dad. You secretly want them to attend Georgetown (empty nesting strikes fear in your heart), but DH is rooting for Notre Dame. |
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You are the beautiful Russian wife to a dumpy, pot bellied (but very wealthy) tech CEO and live in a gigantic house in Great Falls. You thought about having another child, but Constantin is a handful and you don't want to ruin your figure. |
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Ferrari |
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| Zara and Ilyas. |
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You have great taste. I am pregnant and these are currently my favorite boy and girl names for the baby. |
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You're very conventional. Third of 5 sisters from Iowa, cultural Catholic, and work as a teacher in Clifton. Your husband likes his La-Z-Boy, football and good American beer. Evan plays football at FCPS and Maria wants to be a chef after graduating from Le Cordon Bleu. You love OBX as a family. |
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Cassandra is your outgoing, bubbly middle-schooler, who loves performing. She's getting a karaoke set for Christmas, much to your husbands displeasure. Desiree is the more studious of the two girls, and is doing well in high school, though you really have no idea what's going on with her, since she seems to have replaced the art of speaking with bored/annoyed glances and constant texting to god knows who (which she obviously gets from her father). Neither daughter is as girly as you hoped, though Cassandra at least can still be convinced to come with you to get your nails done. You favor long nails, with elaborate and colorful designs, which constantly earn you compliments at your managerial job at the hospital. |
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Talia
William |
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| Jaden, Kipton, Fordham, & Emaline |
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| Sebastian and Eliza. |